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benny

I'm Ben Calvert!

My Interests

Why do porn actors have to use such foul language?

I'd like to meet:

If I don't get my medium-rare Black Angus Steak sandwich and juice in the next ten minutes, the terrorists have already won. HOT ..

Music:

All sorts of extreme music....extremely soft to extremely intense to extremely silly to I extremely hate you.

Movies:

Man dies after long and painful battle with life.

Television:

Opening band upstaged by pre-gig music.

Books:

I hope we can still be friends who never see each other?

Heroes:

I mean, is there a particular person around whose penis I should wrap my lips, or should I just blow the whole lot of them, sucking and slurping like a Singapore whore?