I’m going solo |
Dearest friends,As I'm sure some of you are aware, yours truly suffered an horrendous breakup recently and thus has been left single and stranded; a forsaken wreckage of the nubile goddess i once was....
Posted by caroline on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST |
Guaranteed to make you shagtastic. |
My new bloke wrote me a little poem! He's truly delicious.
All men should follow his example and endeavour to compose a comparabley impassioned declaration to charm the satin panties ...
Posted by caroline on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Please Disregard Previous Blog |
It's a load of bollocks written by a wretched baffoon wallowing in a quagmire of self-pity.
Lord Harmes you rock my socks!
love you babelicious....
Posted by caroline on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:18:00 PST |
If I'm So Wonderful..Then Why Am I Still Single? |
My fabulous friend Kathi has just delved into the archive of self-help books in our house and uncovered this gem for my perusal.
Even though it's only been a few weeks since I was fir...
Posted by caroline on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Hot Sausage...sizzle sizzle |
This being single lark is apparently turning me into a crazy, sex - starved nymphomaniac.So from now on I will be trying my very best to present yours truly as a pure, untainted, goddess-lik...
Posted by caroline on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST |
I'M AVAILABLE |
Hi everybody! : )
If any of you guys are interested, I am now available to teach bass guitar to beginners and intermediate level players in or around the Reading area!
I've played bass in lots o...
Posted by caroline on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST |
hot sex at HMV Reading |
I'm getting the impression that HMV-D Reading is the number 1 swingers' club in the south east.It seems that quite a few of the staff there are regularly fucking their fellow "team members"....
Posted by caroline on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:39:00 PST |
