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Bing

About Me

Bing hates power... he'd fight it if he had balls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rich fools.

My Blog

Friends...

If, for reasons probably best kept to yourself, you should happen to find yourself giving a flying fuck about anything I should write, you should do two things...1) Stop... you have clearly lost all a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:11:00 GMT

El-Asador

Barbeque...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Isn't that just the most magical word&   In my mind, there appears a scene; it's sunny, smoke, oozing fro...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:11:00 GMT

Motherfucker... It's march 2007!

Alright you hippy cunt...   How are you... had your hair cut yet??? You look a right prick...   I have been manifesting my desire to get looking like something girls might not be too offende...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 13:13:00 GMT

I, like Brucey D, must be losing my mind...

Hey Bing!!! ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  How you doin' man& it has been quite a while, no?   A lot's happened you know, and I suppose I should'v...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:29:00 GMT

Horrible

Today is weird   It has been windy. Since the early morning it has blown strongly and frequent gusts have been slamming doors and shuffling papers. The dust wisps up into the air sometimes making...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:13:00 GMT

What to say.

Hi. I've not posted for a long time. I know, but don't take it personally Bing... that's your problem... I am writing elsewhere though, trying to do a bit of a job... actually; no I'm not. I have thi...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:56:00 GMT

Love things, hate things... Things...

Jeez... Loads of stuff go on and ting. At last the Dogs attacked someone else. You have no idea how odd it is to have to think how to get home on an evening without getting fuckin' bitten. Nick was wa...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:41:00 GMT

Couldn't give less of one...

Friday, 12pmJust finished an exam and me and the Colonel decided to go and try to find some Arabic Grammar books that one of our teachers had recommended to us. We went for a quick coffee at the Cafe ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:28:00 GMT

Gib

It was John's birthday on the 18th of February, his 21st birthday no less, and obviously he wanted to do something mint... So, we went to Gibraltar, Bing it was very nice... We managed to re...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:34:00 GMT

Perks of the job!

Come on!!! Come the tits on! I, Bing, have been sat on the roof all weekend. I, Bingerrrrm, I have been sunburned. The weather has all of a sudden decided to get a little more cooperative; when I firs...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:00:00 GMT