Cal (Black Brothyl)

• Black Brothyl Productions: Sex, Death, and Eyeliner!
• I have a total of twenty-two piercings; fourteen earrings, four facial, and the rest are invisible unless you're lucky enough to see me topless. (Oh, and by the way-- it hurts. So stop fucking asking me. Jesus Christ.)
• Don't fuck with me if i'm writing.
• I vote and i encourage others to do so. If you're old enough to vote, then do it. You have absolutely no right to complain about the government and the current political status of the country, unless you fucking vote. (Speaking of. Elections will be here before you know it. And voting blindly is about as bad as not voting at all. So turn on the news every once in a while and find out what moves the parties are making so that you can make a proper judgement once voting season rolls around. Make sure to watch the debates. They can be rather entertaining.)
• Health food is the only food.
• I'm strickly straight edge. I will never drink. And i will never do any kind of drug. And that's motherfucking final.
• Fuck the gas prices.
• The shampoo, soap, lotion, deodorant, and toothpaste i use are all natural and were not tested on animals.
• You can bother me if i'm reading.
• I have six tattooes-- 650 dollars worth of ink, so far. Every piece has a story behind it, a purpose, and will never go out of style. (So, fuck your tribal, your "heartagrams", and your nautical stars. You bitches need to grow up.)
• Fur is murder. Leather is dead. You look and smell like a fucking caveman. How attractive.
• I love my family. I was truly blessed to be born to the parents that i was. They are my heros.
• I cuss. A lot.
• I'm a Pagan. I don't base my beliefs on anything i read in a book. I created my own system of beliefs that suits me perfectly. Everything is connected through energies. God is everywhere, in everything, with Karma, a cruel and kind goddess, at his side.
• I love to travel. I want to see the world. And i will.
• Cigarettes are disgusting.
• I cannot go a day without having chocolate in some form or another.
• I do my best to follow my instincts. As should you.
• Try not to take me so seriously. My sense of humor is rather sardonic. If i offend you, unless it's bluntly obvious, it's generally unconcious of me. I apologize in advance.
• If i weren't a writer, music would be my life.
• William Richard Sickert was Jack the Ripper. I swear to Deus.
• I have five cats, four guinea pigs, and a pet rat.
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