My dream |
I woke up at 3:00am exact. Due to stomach pains (I ate burnt steak last night.) I rushed to the bathroom and noticed the lack of toilet paper in there so I had to run up the stairs (half asleep, half ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:43:00 GMT |
Being #1 |
I overhead a few friends talking about a movie where a guy is shrunken down to microscopic size in order to save the life of some guy.I told them it was "The Fantastic Voyage" and how I think in one p...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:17:00 GMT |
Press 1 |
I just got a call on my phone... "Press 1 for a 1,000 dollar loan!" I said "FUCK YA!" After pressing the #1 on my keypad and answering a few simple questions I got a check in the mail before I kn...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 20:23:00 GMT |
Mo and his hero |
Every day when I get dropped off downtown I keep my eye out for a certain guy. He only appears once a week but when I see him I feel this certain joy that only a fat kid gets whenever a pizza guy show...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 20:37:00 GMT |
Self Mutilation |
I sometimes wonder why I put myself through misery sometimes... Tonight I decided to watch "The Happening." Oh my freaking G-Man! It was horrible! I have never wanted to puke through a movie in my ent...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:18:00 GMT |
Mo VS Health |
Yesterday work had a "HEALTH AND WELLNESS" fair. I attended a little before my lunch that way it seemed like I had a really long lunch, plus it was paid, so who doesn't like to milk the clock. They ha...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:23:00 GMT |
Mo VS Mind Freak |
I was sitting on the back of the bus yesterday intrigued in a novel. (Side note: I haven't read anything since the outsiders in middle school, except for technical manuals and non fiction, so trying t...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT |
Field |
I wait across this empty fieldwondering things that used to be.paths once chosen haunt the soul.unspoken words, actions not takenteaches me everything I left has been forsaken.the dew grows by the tre...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:40:00 GMT |
My Overdose |
I had a headache yesterday at work, so I decided to raid the medicine cabinet. The medicine cabinet at work consists of tiny packet of medicine from whatever ails you from a simple headache to third d...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:03:00 GMT |
Being polite |
I found out I really hate it when people hold the door for me. I'm not talking about the "Hey I'm right next to you thanks for opening the door." kind of gesture I'm talking about the douche move of h...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:24:00 GMT |
