Female Speak Defined |
Here are some words/phrases that women use that are worthmentioning....(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2)&n...
Posted by Rock It Science on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:57:00 PST |
How To Request A Song From The Band |
When requesting a song from the band, just say "play .... my song!" We have chips implanted in our heads with an unlimited database of the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar an...
Posted by Rock It Science on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:43:00 PST |
Great New Venue.... The Whiskey Rack !!!!!! |
Hey .... Just wanted to say thanks to the Whiskey Rack in North St. Paul for having us last night, and wanted to give them a big Rock IT Science Thumbs up.. It's a great new venue, and you...
Posted by Rock It Science on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST |
TOPIC: WARNING! |
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women.
Females are using a date rape drug called "BEER" to target
unsuspecting men. This drug ...
Posted by Rock It Science on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:00:00 PST |
The 40 Great Lies of The Music Business: |
The 40 Great Lies of The Music Business: The booking is definite Your check's in the mail We can fix it in the mix This is the best dope you've ever had...
Posted by Rock It Science on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:58:00 PST |
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF.... |
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" 4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt st...
Posted by Rock It Science on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:07:00 PST |
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY |
1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
4.&nb...
Posted by Rock It Science on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Punny Stuff |
-- Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
-- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The ...
Posted by Rock It Science on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST |
