Skeezing, Bowling, Skeezing, consuming alcoholic bevarages and enjoying a camel cig. A good porno in the early morning, preferably Clown Fuckers, fingering buttholes, watching animals have sex on national geographic, fat girls, camel toes , playing with gerbils , watching horses pee , playing with anal beeds , watching people play pick up sticks with their butt cheeks, melting crack rocks , hangin with chongos
the lady chablis ( the drag queen from savannah ) , Fat girls that put out, Caligula, Reinhardt Heydrich, Richard Simmons, Oprah, Willow and Berglecutt, Joseph Mengele, Dollamite, young jeezy, t. i . , paul wall , big pokie , gucci mane, some hard pipe hittin niggaz , the man that invented fire / buttlube , slutty slim athletic bitches with with A cup super puffies ages 18 - 20 that give up the butthole for some crack, weed , alcohol or a ride
Skrewdriver, Easy E, Huey Lewis & the News, Rico Suave, Lionel Richie, Sade, Wham (George Michael, honestly), Michael Bolton, Divinyls (I touch myself), Pointer Sisters, Bobby Brown, The Beegees, Sean Paul & Paul Wall (WHAT UP BIG POKIE)the meat men , the dwarves blood guts and pussy & thank heaven for little girls
Clownfuckers, Beaches, Terms of Endearment, S.S. Hell Camp, Shrek, The "Firm", Deep Throat II, How Stella Got her Groove Back, Last House on the Left, Dreamscape, Boys from Brazil, Really Really Pimpin in Da South, The Neverending Story, Fluffer, The Neverending Foreskin, Houstin 620, Bullet, Michael Jackson's The Whiz , Frankenhooker
WB, VHI Soul, BET, Desperate Housewives ( it teaches women its allright to be a whore ) , YO MTV Raps, UPN Cheaters, Judge Brown or Hatchett, Commercials with STDS (I love Valtrax), Commercials for those late night calls to sluts
How to Pick Up Cheap Trashy Women, How to Pretend to be Sensitive, A Woman's Body, any novel with Fabio on the cover, The Necronomicon, Why do Men Have Nipples, The Joy of Sex, the koran , the torah , mein kampf , how to breed your own gerbil farm by Torgoth ,
Fat girls that give up the butthole, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Chuck Norris, Peter North, Paris Trout, Frank Booth, Caligula, Snake Pliskon, Buddy Revel, Willow and Berglecutt, The 1,000 pound man that smokes and shits himself, Lobster Boy, salt peter , blag jesus , he who cannot be named , vadge moore