JUST DO IT(tm) |
although it doesn't really happen that often anymore, what with my ever-expanding tolerance aerobics and all, i puked like a fourteen year old wannabe pom-pom starlet very early this morning. i ...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bad luck in deluge |
well, things just aren't happening in a good way for me or just about anyone i know right now. there is a very large black cloud hanging over austin(or maybe just me), and we're all wet with horrible...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
converge |
so it turns out that i'm a lucky guy sometimes, and i'd be a complete buffoon to not enjoy my blessings. converge hasn't played in texas for like seven or eight years now, and being that they're...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
assault charge NOT pending |
Ladies and gentlemen, violence is SO american, and in the last few years I've learned just how captivated people seem to be when you tell 'em a good fight story, especially when they agree with your m...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bioengineered to be the dumbest dirt clods possible |
first there was the anna nicole show, you know, "SHE'S SOOO OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!" america's newest favorite car wreck trumps anything that fat fuckin' pill head ever did. i guess there just wasn't t...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
so it ends... |
for five days straight i was the only monkey responsible for keeping the bar stocked so that thirsty visitors might maintain their cheap buzz while listening to some of the most overblown "rock" i can...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
so it begins... |
yep, no matter what you think you can do as austinite to dodge it, sxsw still runs over your mangy carcass. unfortunately, no one who casually lives here gets to really see any band of merit, but hey...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ahh, regressive tendencies... |
So Sea of Thousand(that's a band I'm in)played in Houston on Friday night and in the mad rush to work out, get a haircut, shower, preen and crap, I forgot to eat any meals. This is significant becaus...
Posted by CRAIG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
