Guns, boobies, swords, movies, BEER.
Anybody but you!!
Cock rock
Super troopers, basketball, american ninja 2, gone with the wind, titantic, steel magnolias, fried green tomatoes, goonies, boobies in vegas 22, debbie does dallas, debbie does grand rapids
days of our lives, passions, guiding light, mr. belvadere, young and restless, golden girls, matlock, mail call, murder she wrote, spice canal, mr gadget, punky burster, duck tales
anything by chuck noris, perfect 10, anything by danielle steele, men are from mars women are from venus, anything by nora roberts, actually - anything with rippling muscles and throbbing labidos
jenna jameson, hulk hogan, scott hall and bayo, george michael, john staymos and his brother, vanilla ice, the thing and anyone with aids.