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Emotional Venom

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About Me



I don't really know how to describe myself, besides you see my interests and hobbies, what more do you need? The few things I can mention that I haven't already? I am a third shifter, so I can out party anyone. I spend a lot of my time with my Cari(The Rage). I can't stand trying to fill this kind of sh*t out. I'm one of those people that you just have to experience
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My Interests


Comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, football, wilderness camping, Disc Golfing, porn is cool, Gettin drunk, kayaking through fields of jelly-fish in the Puget Sound while being stalked by a harbor seal, traveling, snowboarding in the Swiss Alps, Chillin with H.R. Giger, making people laugh, shiny things, your mom, blowing my nose and then reading the mucus like tea leaves, crop dusting(walking through crowds while silently farting) and making sweet love to Cari The Rage. Everything else is far too graphic and bizarre to be put on public display.
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Sun Sign: Pisces
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Moon Sign: Leo
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Rising Sign: Scorpio
Ascendant 23° Scorpio 34' Scorpio Horoscope
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Zecharia Sitchin's writings have changed my views on life and our origins. Look up his works if you are in need of a life changing read.

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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ....Lately, I've been jammin to the sounds of Muse, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Head Automatica, Coheed and Cambria,Still Remains, Korn, Green Day, Linkin Park, Black Eyed Peas, Outkast, Weezer, The Postal Service, Marvin Gaye, Death Cab for Cutie, The Gorillaz, De La Soul, Reggie in the Full Effect, Thrice, System of a Down, Deftones, Pink Floyd, 311, Sublime, The Roots, NIN, Incubus, Tool, Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Wilco, Alien Ant Farm, Tenacious D, Tricky, Rage Against the Machine, The Strokes, Nirvana, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Jack Johnson, Wyclef Jean, Air Supply(just kidding about that one.), and a whole lot more. Basically, anything but adult contemporary, easy listening, and country (not including Bluegrass, I dig Bluegrass).

Movies:


Sci-Fi, Comedy, Horror, Mind Fuck Thrillers, Porn, Fantasy, and movies with killer special effects. I love The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Looking forward to the second edition of Night Watch or in its native tongue of russian "Nochndi Dozor". Hitchhikers Guide to th Galaxy was good, but way off from the book. I could literally go on and on and on listing movies I dig. So if you want to know if I like a movie ask me. But I doubt its that important.

Television:

No cable. Sucks.

Books:

Currently reading "The Stairway to Heaven",The Earth Chronicles Series. My favorites are the Chronciles of Narnia and anything by Douglas Adams. "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." -Douglas Adams

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My Blog

We live in strange times.

  We also live in strange places: each in a universe of our own. The people with whom we populate our universes are the shadows of whole other universes intersecting with our own. Being able to g...
Posted by Emotional Venom on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

Turtle Poo........

I would hate to be a mutated squirrel. With just one giant tooth on the lower right side of my jaw. Growing to the length of at least 2 1/2 inches. And a huge tumor the size of a tennis ball sticking ...
Posted by Emotional Venom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mouths and Naughty Bits

Would you rather have your mouth where your "junk" is and your "junk" where your mouth is...................OR.........................Have your eyes where your nipples are and you nipples where eyes ...
Posted by Emotional Venom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some more B.S. nonsense

O.k. So how should I start? I've been staring at this empty blog area for a while now trying to think of something to blog about. I wanted it to be something deep and profound and mind-altering. But t...
Posted by Emotional Venom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one second....

What is the significance of the second? Do you know? I don't. Who decided that the second should be exactly one second long anyway. And why are there 60 of them in a minute? Why not 50 or a hundred? W...
Posted by Emotional Venom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST