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::DEATH by SPORK::

Wir müssen entweder einen Weg finden oder müssen Ein machen...

About Me

I am a completely bitter, cold-hearted and hateful person. I treat people like shit, lie through my teeth and will steal the shirt off your back. I'm cocky and arrogant with nothing that awesome about me to back it up. I drink a lot, yell a lot, insult a lot, complain a lot and over-react and over-think a lot. I hate winter, spring, fall and summer, rain, sleet, snow, wind, lightning, clouds and sunshine. I am just about as dumb as a soap dish, as sharp as a marble and as queer as a three dollar bill. I eat unhealthy, dont work out and i am fat as a house. I jump to conclusions, get out of line and will send you over the edge. I am over worked, under paid and suicidal because of it.
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephanie Benson
Birthday: The sixteenth of September every year
Birthplace: Palm Springs, Cali
Current Location: Yukon, Oklahoma
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Oakie, Swedish, Jap, Lith...
The Shoes You Wore Today: vegged out, no shoes required
Your Weakness: I have none.
Your Fears: Spiders, and midgets. Partied with a midget once, I have yet to recover.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my dumb ass back in school and visit my brother back at home.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont use instant messaging...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck! Ten more minutes.
Your Best Physical Feature: Definately my right elbow. Ive been offered modeling contracts for it, but have modestly declined.
Your Bedtime: Im a Sally and like to turn in early.
Your Most Missed Memory: All tht i have in Reno. I miss that damn place.
Pepsi or Coke: What kind of Coke? heh heh. Pepsi for damn sure.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I gotta say, theyre pretty damn even in my book.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on ow well you know the person youre dating...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint or peanut butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: either or both, im a caffeine junky.
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately
Do you Swear: Shit yes i do.
Do you Sing: Signing with my second record label tommorow in fact.
Do you Shower Daily: For the most part. I am one lazy mother fucker though.
Have you Been in Love: Sure have, best shit on the planet.
Do you want to go to College: want to go back.
Do you want to get Married: never thought id say this... yes i do.
Do you belive in yourself: yes, but that belief is diminishing slowly.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sure do! pass me the dramamine Please!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Some days.
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely not.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They terrify me. I moved to the wrong state for that shit.
Do you play an Instrument: Does tapping on the ground with my foot suffice?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, stupid question for a lush.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, stupid question for a smoker.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, stupid question for a.... drug doer.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess technically no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, lets keep it that way.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Jesus H Christo. Absolutely not.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Now that i think of it, NO. I miss our sushi dates Britt. Go to the Club for me, will ya?
In the past month have you been on Stage: If giving money to strippers counts.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, thank goodness.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never in my life.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes... Wont tell you what it is though, youd turn me in.
Ever been Drunk: Fuck no.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: I do the beating thank you.
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a young little tyke.
How do you want to Die: Base jumping gone wrong.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ill never grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany. i want to disko.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, so cliche
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall
Weight: Skinny
Best Clothing Style: Doesnt really matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many to count.
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count.
Number of Piercings: Seven.
Number of Tattoos: Five.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Multiple, but fuck it, life goes on.
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My Interests

My name is Stephanie, i am an addict. Im extremely interested in tattoos, anything that involves music, drinking, laughing at others expense and the company of some good friends, maybe the occasional read of a good book or even outdoor actitvity if im feelin spunky.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is interested in something other than just fucking me, or who will at least respect the fact that i have a little class and wont spread my legs right off the bat, ( I know its hard to believe, fuck you ) someone fun who likes to laugh and have a good time, someone who can dig me for who i am and leave it at that... yah thats all i need.

Music:

I love just about everything that has a decent beat to it or song lyrics that i can relate to or that someow entertain or amuse me. From country to some good punk rock, theres a type of music for any time and any mood. George Michael is a God!!

Movies:

"I dont wear cowboy boots. I HATE the fucking rodeo. Horses smell like SHIT to me AND I DONT FUCK ANYONE IN MY OWN BLOOD LINE. By definition im not a red neck, and god damnit i aint a fuckin HICK" -- A quote from the best movie ever -- SLC Punk! You gotta love the HUGE blue mohawk on that sexy man. Mathew Lillard is beautiful. Aside from that i love chick flicks - i know its nausiating and all, but fuck it, i am a chick.
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Television:

Is the devil... Ill admit to an addiction to abc shows. Im not above that. Dont judge me.

Books:

Right now the only book i can think about is the 1000 page one that puts me to sleep at night, but must read and test well on to keep my job. Ever feel any insomnia takin over you, just let me know... ill lend that shit to ya.

Heroes:

Adam is the man, read your bible. George Michael is still a GOD!!!