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About Me

So I've been wondering..... when and where is the time to begin....then I'de have ask myself, "To begin???" What do I need to begin..... Do I have to end something to begin another...???? I PONDER.... My name is Ashlee and sometiems this is all I think I know, I'de like to know more and other times this works for me. I enjoy hearing my friends' point of views and would much rather hang out and listen to the people I care about ramble or rumble with laughter for hours than anything else. I've done everything you can think of weather I've imagined myself doing it OR I really have done it. I am highly accident prone and I laugh about it although somedays it gets really old. The more I laugh the lighter the world seems and if I can embrace laughter into your life I would ask you to join me in mine for laughing IS my favorite thing to do. I greet friends with hugs because you never know who might need one and I smile at everyone just for that same reason. I adore those who can bring me down from MY non-ordinary reality ONLY when it is because it is best for me and not because they can't understand me, you are the ones I treasure and I will do the same for you without wanting you to be somebody your not.... there is a reason I love you in the first place!!! yours truly, The uncertain yet certain
You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



WILLIE WONKA ,GHONDIE, the crocodile hunter,THE MAN IN MY DREAMS...(he he just kidding), ???,

Napoleon Dyanamite (Please rate my quiz)

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaYOUR MOM WILL DO FINE I REALY LIKE YOUR BUTT

My Blog

Riddle me this. Riddle me, Wal-mart???

I thought to myself as I was at Wal-mart tonight ... "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEDE....TRY AGAIN!" Hmmmm..... "INSANITY: DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS."  If...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:16:00 GMT

FUCKIN' DICK ASS BITCH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!

Some piece of shit mother fucker has gotten ahold of my phone as of last night and I was HOPING that SOMEONE still had some decency to return it back to me BUT INSTEAD...HE MAKES 18 FUCKING CALLS TO S...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:23:00 GMT

I would like to jump to tha moon now. thanks

Am I feeling a breeze forwardto a time that arrives every dayto a moment that declairs changeI ask,Can I? ..And now I've got myself thinking... "Can I what???What the fuck manIs it really that timeI h...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Goodbye Reno and helloooo Hollywood!!!!!!!

So yes the verdict is in and YES my Boyfriend Ryan and I will officially be residents of Hollywood, Ca. as of September 29!!!!!! It's really short notice and I do so hope that I will get to hang out w...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 13:08:00 GMT

3 pills....yummmm

i just swallowed 3 pills...AND....they scratched my throat....ouch.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Dec 2004 08:05:00 GMT

eating suckers like its going out of style

i fucking LuuuVE suckers, i love all suckers, i just cant get enough of them. I eat suckers all day starting at 9 AM. MMMMMM CANDY! Candy is just great! anyone got any candy for me, nerds preferably. ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Sep 2004 15:19:00 GMT

penis -> the mens genitailia

The Penis.... Oh....and a little sumthin to make you smile Penis Requests a Raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:49:00 GMT

ouch! my fucking ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why the shit do i work at an insurance company and not get fucking insurance...hmmmm. very odd. my wisdom teeth i suppose are making my mother fuck shit ears hurt...why oh why wont it just go away :(
Posted by on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:59:00 GMT

does it get ne more twisted???

ok, so i have this friend, her name starts with d, and she has this dog and his name starts with o. ok, so that is half of the story and the other half is my other friend (f, for the first letter of h...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Aug 2004 16:31:00 GMT