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Dumbo

Big ass means Big Shit.

About Me

Steve Byrne
Hah. =)

FLORIDA TRIP '08
Random clips from our Florida Trip.

My Interests

Burning ants with magnifying glasses, tipping porta-potties over, watching the grass grow, eating food. Excessively spending time at the swim center; I'm there more than I take shits

I'd like to meet:

FIRST Demetri Martin. Musician/comedian. He's a genius.

Second Brian from Family Guy. I've always wanted to talk to a sarcastic, alcoholic, bipedal dog.

Third GOD. But that won't happen until I die. And I'm not looking foward to that anytime soon.

Music:

E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G except...not really into mainstream rap (including hyphy/bay area music. Sorry.) So what does that leave you with? Any kind of music that does not require the ability to dance to a beat - some hip hop songs are acceptional, but that's just to bob my head to.

Motown, Jazz (Love me some Thelonius Monk), Soul, Big Band Music, Underground rap, Alternative, Acoustics, Instrumentals, (some) Country. =)

Movies:

1) My Sassy Girl

2) Seven

3) Drunken Master

Television:

House and CSI: LV --- forcing myself to watch these shows is one step to my aspiring ambition. And that is to become a mortician, or....a really sadistic nurse.

The Occastional shows: Family Guy and Futurama --- i need a relief from the intense plots brought forth by SVU and House.

American Idol --- I don't know how it got from "house" to "american Idol," but you have to admit - everyone, and I mean everyone, has a teeny bopper side.

Books:

Anything by:
David Sedaris Rory Stewart
A.J. Quinnel
Robin Cook
John Grisham
Tess Uriza Holthe
George Orwell

Favorite Genres:
Action/Fantasy/Thriller - Please don't present me with romantic/erotic novels. I pick Robin Hood over something like "Sexy Awesome Sex"

Heroes:

I would like to thank my hero for drowning the economy with bad decisions of war - George Bush. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have known words like: rememorize etc etc. His quote has touched me as well: "The facts aren't always true."

My Blog

Hilary vs Obama

I'm surprised that politics has taken a toll over the young population. I hear more talk of voting for Obama and Hilary than trivial issues like the Simpsons; and that makes me glad. My vote goes to H...
Posted by Dumbo on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:03:00 PST

The Holidays are Dying

CHRISTMAS Face it -- Christmas is no longer a holiday for jubilee among family and friends; it's not even about GIVING anymore. To be more accurate, Christmas is a holiday for "reciprocal giving....
Posted by Dumbo on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:48:00 PST

19th BIRTHDAY = NEW CAR

The title says it all. Septermber 27 was my birthday, and on the eve of the 28th my parents suprised me with a new car! They suck at keeping secrets, and I'm impressed that they kept this secret for s...
Posted by Dumbo on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

The Government is going Orwell 1984

There's a new bill. Yep. A new bill listing that the government is designing a program where the government has straight access to your social security number, DOB, school classes (ie. all the classes...
Posted by Dumbo on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

RIP Amanda Phongboupha

I've never posted a "blog" thing before. But I feel a recent and sad event has occured. RIP Amanda Phongboupha (April 19 1987 - April 26 2006): People die everyday. It's a fact. But I call it injusti...
Posted by Dumbo on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:52:00 PST