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Burtsmooth

I don't strive to be rich or famous, I strive to be the best. Then the $ will follow.

About Me



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My Interests

Producing great comedy shows in the NYC. Taking Pictures of any and everything.

I'd like to meet:

I would've wanted to have met my father when he was 24 years old, to tell him don't Fuck Up on your wife (My Mother). She turned out to be a Great Woman!

Music:

Old school and R&B of course.

Movies:

The Great Debaters, Glory Road, Ali, etc... Again, Trail blazers. Inspiring true stories.

Television:

House, "24", ESPN, March Madness. Basesball, and even the Knicks.

Books:

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Cool Slideshows
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Cool Slideshowscheck out my burtsmooth website
Talent's team from 98.7 KISS FM in New York City wins. The real Mighty Casey story.It was the bottom of the last inning. Talent's team is winning 8 to 7 against Smitty's Night Club located in the BX. There were two outs and a runner on 1st base and I was up to bat.Nevermind, I've played softball for over 40 years.Nevermind, I was the Captain of my High School and College baseball teams.Nevermind, I have been in this situation a billion times before.... If I hit a homerun we win and would continue to dominant over Talent's boyz over the years.The first pitch was delivered and it was hit high, it was far, and it was foul. Strike one. A sigh of relief was heard coming from his team.The second pitch was delivered and with all of my life, I hit that ball well over the fence...but foul again. Strike two. Another sigh of relief was heard coming from Talent's team.Finally, the crowd of about 500 people were standing in dead silence. The sweat pouring off of Talent's face and my teammates were waiting in anticipation for this amazing comeback and sure victory. I summoned all my years of experience playing this sport, to again become the hero..........The third pitch was delivered, floating thru the air, my eyes widen, my muscles tightening, my heart pumping with my bat ready to deliver the triumph blow........... I struck out.... True story. There's always next year. BS.

Heroes:

Barack Obama. Oprah. Barry Gordy (Motown). I respect and admire Russell Simmons. Do you see the pattern? All Trail Blazers MySpace Codes

My Blog

Perfect alternative to the club scene.

The weather is acting up again. You don't want to waste another weekend night inside. Ladies, you still look good even if your hair is wrapped. Fellas, you just want to throw on some jeans, timbs, and...
Posted by Burtsmooth on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST