beer

well what can i say about myself... i'm fucking wasted!!! everyone loves me because i can do lots of cool things... i can make you look really hot and i can make you sing really good... i make chicks talk way too much, and i make dudes think are badass fighters... i am the number one reason people never leave port orange... me and my friends pot and cocaine help to ruin the lives of hundreds of potential success stories... i am better when i am cold but some people still like me warm because they can't stay away from me... i am good at helping unwanted pregnancies become reality... i am good for packing on lots of extra pounds, but don't worry just hang out with me more and you'll still think you look great!!! frat guys love to chill with me but i don't really dig them because they are fags... fat girls use me to lure unsuspecting dudes home with them... i am very thirst quenching... basically i am just fucking rad The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!