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little red corvette

i could cut and crack you open..did you hear what i said?

About Me

I'm 22. The basics: I lived in Paris for a semester. Wish I was there still. I live in a small boring suburb of Philadelphia. I don't go out much because I tend to be kind of a misanthropist. Try and change me. I dare you.

My Interests

I'm interested in the performing arts..my eventual goal is to be a singer/songwriter/rock star. Just wait and see. You'll be all proud that you knew me.I'm interested in France, and French culture, but not in a pretentious way. I don't watch only foreign movies and I don't think anything foreign is automatically better than anything American.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people. But NO BANDS. I don't care about your band, I probably don't like your music, and I especially won't add you if you aren't even anywhere near me. I'm a fledgling rock star and I don't care to support any of yall who are doing better than I am :). Also, if you don't know me, don't just send me a friend request. I am not going to approve random people. At least send me a message if you want to be friends!

Music:

U2. The Doors. Led Zeppelin. Prince. Patti Smith. Bruce Springsteen. 2pac Shakur. Trina. Lil Kim. Notorious B.I.G. Jay-Z. Mickey Avalon. Tori Amos but only up to Strange Little Girls. Elvis Presley. Bob Dylan. The Pogues. Sublime. The Streets. Dizzee Rascal. Sex Pistols. Clash. Who. New Order. David Bowie. Ryan Adams (but he has too many albums for me to know them all.) Parliament. Funkadelic. Cure. Cream. Stephen Malkmus. Velvet Underground. Ani DiFranco. Smiths. Damien Rice. Michael Jackson but only up until HIStory. Clipse. 50 Cent. Cam'ron--though please admit 50 is way better..have you heard that "have some courtesy, Curtis?" song?!... Wilco. Radiohead. Jeff Buckley. David Allan Coe. Boston. Kasey Chambers. Concrete Blonde. Jonny Lang. Susan Tedeschi. Beatles. Rolling Stones. And One. Aretha Franklin. Pierre Bachelet. Eminem. MC Paul Barman. Chaka Khan. Janis Joplin. I am just now beginning to appreciate Stevie Wonder..I know, I'm slow.

Movies:

The movie I used to be obsessed with and still love dearly is The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pulp Fiction is in some ways obviously a much better movie, and I love it very much also. Then A Clockwork Orange. Dirty Dancing. Grease. Goodfellas. Almost Famous. Gia. L'Auberge Espagnole. Get Real. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. Fight Club. Say Anything. The Godfather. The Wall. KIDS. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Amadeus. Jawbreaker. Kiss Me Guido. Hedwig & The Angry Inch. Amelie. American Beauty. Taxi Driver. Dazed and Confused. Empire Records. See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Mallrats. Chasing Amy. Dogma. Clerks. The Crow. Boys Don't Cry. Flawless. Casual Sex?. L'Amant. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles. Hotel Rwanda. The Lost Boys. Labyrinth. Better Off Dead. Clueless. Now and Then. Cruel Intentions. Reservoir Dogs. SubUrbia. Edge of Seventeen. Slums of Beverly Hills. Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Television:

Queer As Folk is my favourite show ever. I can't tell you how much I miss it. I don't watch any television these days.

Books:

My all-time favourite is probably Portnoy's Complaint, by Philip Roth..other than that, it'd be easier to just list authors. I worship: David Sedaris. Augusten Burroughs. Jonathan Lethem. Jonathan Franzen. Jonathan Safran Foer. (The Trinity, and if you have not read any of them you should.) Anne Lamott. Philip Roth. Zadie Smith. Wally Lamb. Elizabeth Wurtzel. Jerry Stahl. Frank McCourt. Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Whoopi Goldberg.

My Blog

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Posted by little red corvette on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

snap out of it baby, people are jealous of you

what is there to say......i've become pretty much a recluse. sorry. i'm maybe going to change that. i say things like that a lot, but it's summer. i should be trying to live my life. regardless of the...
Posted by little red corvette on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

running up that hill

Hello everyone. I don't seem to use this blog so much. Yall know livejournal is where the bullshit in my brain comes out. So..you know I am not graduating with the class of 07. Meh. I hate cigarette...
Posted by little red corvette on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

don't ask me why i'm motherfuckin stressed, things done changed

I had something I wanted to say in here, but I got distracted by an IM, and now I forget what it was :(. Something really exciting happened to me, though. (Well, this merits "exciting" in my lame life...
Posted by little red corvette on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

you glorify the past when the future dries up

what the fuck, yo. So last night I wrote a REALLY long blog entry, right, and but the computers at Felicia's apartment are FUCKED UP because whenever I would click ANYTHING--view more photos, home, po...
Posted by little red corvette on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST

owner of a lonely heart

wow. i went like months without writing a blog, what is that? well. y'know. livejournal keeps me busy.my foot is asleep right now. that always happens when i sit at this computer, dammit.what is there...
Posted by little red corvette on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST

are blogs silly?

hello readers..(si vous existez!) how goes it? i think i want to fill this post with as many somewhat-embedded/hidden/secret lyrics as i can.comment if you recognise any, you might get a prize. so.....
Posted by little red corvette on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

ani never lies

losing my love of adventurelosing all respect for me and myself tonighti wonder what happensif i get tothe end of this tunneland there isn't a lighti've worn down the treadson all of my tiresi've worn...
Posted by little red corvette on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

no time for the little dicks

Yes, I've given up on using French phrases as my subject lines. Too much work. I mean, they were rarely relevant to the entry, anyway. Trina lyrics are clearly the way to go. So it's snowing. Snowing...
Posted by little red corvette on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST

je ne vous oublie pas

hay i'm 21 now EXCITING but not really cos i don't like alcohol or gambling. what else? miraculously i am now attending arcadia again. i dunno how but i made it happen. actually i still owe them $2028...
Posted by little red corvette on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST