now, the hard part. |
but first, a pause, and a salute....go get 'em, tiger.T.p.s.: and, incidentally, thanks for takin' my mind off of this past sunday. *sighs*... 'ppreciate it.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:43:00 GMT |
and now, let’s all join hands and sing along... |
let this be the definitive statement on this past sunday's highly improbable victory.
...and, moving forward, remember this:The Phillies won the World Series by beating: Tampa Bay.The most i...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:02:00 GMT |
[several] note[s] to self... |
1. Zane's Sex Chronicles is--hands down--the FUNNIEST shit i have ever seen in my life. well, at least in between the times it is slightly vomit-inducing [read: last week's episode, which featured per...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
like i need any help making grilled cheese. |
...although i will admit: i never thought of adding muenster. i guess most batchelors probably wouldn't be able to afford it, considering how much money they've spent on this chick's work in...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
why obama will be juuuuuusst fine. |
he reminds me way too much of me.heh. well, me, minus the crippling anger issues. and plus a law degree. but who's counting?! T.p.s.: any fool celebrating a Presidential election in the streets should...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:26:00 GMT |
oh, and one more thing... |
GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING CROWN, BITCH!
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Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
*a la randy newman...* |
I LOVE PHILLY!
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:21:00 GMT |
...FUCK YEAH! [freedom is the only waaaayyyy, yeeeahhh!!] |
what i find the most entertaining about all of this--aside from the fact that i'm simultaneously impressed and frustrated that the n-word HASN'T come up NEARLY as much as i thought it would @ this sta...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:04:00 GMT |
an even slighter defense... |
first, check this...then, if your gag reflex isn't that sensitive, and you're still game for some rhetorical "making-light" of a fucked-up situation, allow me to ask a ?uestion:if the 16-year-old in q...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:59:00 GMT |
"whaaaaadddaaarush!" |
yo...so i just lost $250 bucks, or 15%, of my stock portfolio today. ...i feel like i need cigarette and a couple of lines of coke. could i BE any more Wall St.?! [i know i shouldn't make poorly worde...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:15:00 GMT |
