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one thousand good intentions.

fashionably late; unfashionably drunk

About Me

something has kept me here too long. you can't leave me if i'm already gone.
name: kristen-anne
also known as: kitty, krisey, miss k
i'm an alcoholic chain-smoker.
i say the dumbest shit, really. ask anyone.
capital letters piss me off.
i sell furniture that i wouldn't even recommend to homeless people.
my camry has 360,000+ miles on it. it still runs well.
in my spare time, i play the sims.
ask me anything about super mario.
i like mac & cheese with hot dogs. don't ask.
i have no real friends, so don't tempt me with your facetiousness.
i suck balls at guitar hero
dancing by white people shouldn't be allowed, but i do it anyway.
i look better in hats and suits than every man ever.
recognition is the answer to every problem.
my stimulus check is going went directly to the coach outlet.
listening to your problems makes me uncomfortable.
my boyfriend's in some band. they're allegedly "famous"
i sleep all day so i can keep up at night.
i make really good chicken.
when i was nine, i started playing viola. i still do.
guitar, cello, piano, voice and bass = i'm also good at playing.
i failed out of college. the journey is not over
no one likes the shit i listen to.
i don't remember dreams ever, unless they're about arbitrary things. then they happen.
go hillary. we'll get 'em next time, gurrrrl.
BUT TONIGHT, WE DANCE!

My Interests

jammin' out on the highway, dancing in cars, photo booths, cheeseburgers, world war two, proofreading, video games, drinking vodka out the bottle, wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit, punk rawk shows, hair dye, iced tea, dancin!, pilates, writing EPIC novels, celebrity gossip, meeting new folks, intellectual development.

I'd like to meet:

.x kids with emo hair and/or glasses
.x fat bitches
.x myself in ten minutes
.x courtney love, perhaps
.x make out artist
.x literature nerds
.x knitters
.x some jews
.x English majors who aren't grammar nazis
.x those who are aware of where "strike that, reverse it" is from.
.x people who AREN'T compulsive liars/manipulators
.x ice cube eaters
.x your mother.
dear people who aren't going to send messages before adding me:
GO TAKE A HIKE. AND DON'T FORGET THE TRAIL MIX, BITCH.

Music:

Pretty much, anything. Here are some ~examples~:
Alakline Trio, Hole, Rise Against, Brand New, Michael fucking Jackson, Mariah Carey, Britney Spears... oh, and local music is where the heart is, fyi.

Movies:

HARRY motherfucking POTTER, SLC punk!, Ghost World, Sid & Nancy, Sleepaway Camp 1, 2 and 3, The People Under the Stairs, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Interview with the Vampire, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil

Television:

I do really enjoy Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, older Family Guy, Law & Order (and all of its franchises), Sifl & Olly, CSI, America's Next Top Model... stuff of that nature.

Books:


Harry Potter 1-7, King Dork, Slapstick, Slaughterhouse Five, Interview with the Vampire, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Choke, Catcher in the Rye, Thief, Fight Club

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut
So it goes :(
My all time favorite writer.
Courtney Love
This broad does not give a fuck. Which is fabulous.
Gramma Heilimann
Because, really? Who else was gonna teach me to be crafty?

My Blog

bah, weekend.

so, i'm KINDA not looking forward to this ... weekend working crap. i give this store two years, TOPS before it folds. so. very. disorganized. it's like, come onnnn, get your shit together. so far, i'...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:13:00 PST

shop in our as-is department today...

so, i'm try'n make quick buck, which means y'all should go buy shit in the as-is department of ikea. BUT NOT SOUTH PHILLY. 'cause i don't work that corner, y'heard?f'real, it's like substantial cashfl...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:35:00 PST

the style of lonely was going out.

it was the only thing i had to write abouttttttDUDE. i gots such a great social calendar. this weekends. uh, i'm tryin' to find friends for friday, but saturday and sunday are GOLD. my sunburns are fi...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:46:00 PST

rock bottom’s where we live

and still, we dig these trenches.i was so bored and lonely tonight that i called the dominos pizza place, just so someone would come to my house and be happy to see me. mainly because they know they'r...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

...

everyone always smiles and says, "it's ok, life is good."but it isn't.(sometimes i really prefer books to people.)
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:32:00 PST

excerpts and milk.

So, riddle me this. At what point does your life become more than cliches, cigarettes and the occasional Yoo-Hoo in a glass with ice? Is twenty-three and one half a little too old to find joy in bendy...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

so is daisy peach’s sister or what?

nah, i knows da answerzz!i should be asleep. work in the a.m.!however, i was struck by a stroke of genius.fuck disney princesses! MARIO GOTS THREE NOW.see. i was thinking. for like. a bazillion years,...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

drizzie

dude. my name is kristen-anne.i eated the cheeze steks.i fo out tomorrow.we dande like woah.it be good.girlz liht out, yes?duunklllll yeah
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:47:00 PST

all the world’s parties, they have happened tonight.

I NEED TO SLEEP AND I CANNOT BECAUSE I DRANK LIKE 3487643598 CANS OF CHERRY COKE, WHICH, IN RETROSPECT, WAS DUMB AS FUCK.so. you know.if you're awake, talk to me on ~instant messanger~ [me is = kitty ...
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

letitia, you got my hands shakin!

i'm beggin' you, oh baby please stop breakin' my heartbecause i got the feeling you and i will never even get it on.but i'll leave the door open all night.if you decide, you wanna stop on by....
Posted by one thousand good intentions. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:32:00 PST