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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


HEY CHRIS! - Da-Survey
Name: chris
fuck Birthday: march 1, 1988
Birthplace: Waverly, Iowa
Current Location: Des Moines
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: taller than YOU
Right Handed or left: north
Your Heritage: about as white as it gets
The Shoes You Fucked Today: same as yesterday
Your Weakness: too much POWER
Your Fears: labor
Your Perfect Pizza: delivered
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: build that robot
Your Most Overused fuck Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL !!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!111!!!one!!11!!!11!
Thoughts First Waking Up: today IS the day
Your Best Physical Feature: my dangerous
Your Bedtime: sometime before i wake up
Your Most Missed Memory: where i left my wallet 2 years ago
Pepsi or fuck: Coke.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No.
Chocolate or Vanilla: PeAnUt BuTtEr SwIrLs!!
Cappuccino or Fuck: coffee, with lots of sugar
Do you Smoke: constantly
Do you fucking Swear: yea i got a problem with that
Do you Sing: i can yodel
Do you Shower daily: they are so inconvenient...
Have you Been in Love: i have a love for good film
Do you want to go to College: i want the results without the effort
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you believe in yourself: HELL yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: if i read
Do you think you are Attractive: that's what i hear
Are you a Health Freak: only in the morning
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as they do what i say, we won't have any problems
Do you like Thunderstorms: they make shitty friends
Do you play a fucking Instrument: i can do ANYthing
In the past month have you drink Alcohol: i lovesa me some drinks
In the past month have you Smoked: why else would i be doing this boring ass survey
In the past month have you been on hard Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: tell me what counts...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: lame
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just one?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past fuck have you been on Stage: i found this short-cut...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i took a bath, i think that should count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been to Jail: 3 times
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face, i haven't
Ever been Stabbed with a Motherfucking Sword before: OH YES
Ever Shoplifted: THE ANSWER IS NO
How do you want to Die: i've decided not to die, ever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Caucasia
In womens..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter.....
Favourite Hair Color: somewhere between light and dark
Short or Long Hair: medium-long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: no fatties
back to you: okay
number of drugs i have taken: mary-choochoo-wayne
?????????????????: lotsandlots
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Who da Man?: I da Man.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


conan o'brian!

Music:

funky fresh beats sound real neat

Movies:

FAVORITE MOVIES(and they should be yours) The Big Lebowski O Brother, Where Art Thou? Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Almost Heroes (anything with chris farley is automatically good) Forest Gump Ali G InDaHouse Life Aquatic, Stripes Robin Hood-Men in Tights, SpaceBalls, Young Frankenstein, Blazin' Saddles Rolling Kansas

Television:

Kids In the Hall-never on! Simpsons, King of the Hill, all stand-up, Family Guy, Futurama, Ali G, that's it

Books:

AIM Name: Rockmypantsoff55 (no books) 515-979-5563

Heroes:

Hotpants... and JESUS!

My Blog

this just in

turns out drugs arent all that great. they make you crazee. i’m just sayin.. get off my back
Posted by ©#®!$ on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

public service announcement

put cottage cheese on the next hamburger you eat
Posted by ©#®!$ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

sandwich

oh god damn this is a tasty fuckin sandwich i made for myself and i am eating now!
Posted by ©#®!$ on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

blogs

it's blog time
Posted by ©#®!$ on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST