Rembrandt Q. Einstein

I'm only the second generation of my particular genetic strain to be born in this great country.My brother-in-law transplants veins from good legs to bad hearts.My mother grew up in Canada where mean little girls persecuted her for her unusual religious beliefs.I was born in New York sometime during the 1960s.While I was in high school, I made the daily morning announcements over the public access system in disguised voices. This is how I first became interested in neuroscience.My uncle was an “on again – off again” keyboardist and saxophonist for The Righteous Brothers.I ran the Los Angeles Marathon in 1994. My chip time was 2 hours, 57 minutes and 29 seconds.I've seen the inside of a human skull 6 times. Some of these experiences were academic. As it turns out, I am not at liberty to discuss the details of the other experiences.My father was a member of Psi Omega Fraternity, the national honor society for dental students.My greatest hope is to be posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, preferably from Jimmy Carter.Just one day after my birth the Archbishop of Panama baptized me in Flushing General Hospital (NY) as he was told I might not live thru the night.I have four suits.And, lastly, my mother's name was not Iris.