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**KAREN**

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About Me

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Hiya! My name is Karen (hence the twirling letters above), I am 35 years old and a newlywed as of January 13th, 2007. My love, Darrell and I married in Las Vegas after quite an eventful year. We met in February 2006, purchased our home in July 2006 and became engaged in November 2006. We have had our ups and downs, but in the end we decided "what the hell"....
www.kiwee.com
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I am Mama to Austin, Nicholas and Sydney- 18, 8 and 2. They are the reason I am who I am today- INSANE.
SYDZILLA!!
NICKELBERRY
BIGHEAD
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I am a whiney, needy, over-emotional chick. Really. I need ALOT of attention and ALOT of affection. Some might call me high-maintenance. I prefer to say that I am never boring. Or as Darrell calls me - "The Beating". I am currently on Celexa. Ahhhhhhh, Celexa....
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I am a typical Taurus/Rat, and just really a pain in the ass. Ask anyone who knows me..Scarey thing is, Darrell is also a Taurus. Let's just say the next 40 years will be interesting!!My Naughty Horescope- TOO ACCURATE!!!!
TAURUS
(April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
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You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care. For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine. You rather focus on what you can control - your own life. And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test
My MySpace "rules"- If I add you (or you add me) and we don't ever talk, I will remove your ass. I'm not one to add a bunch of peoples just for the sake of having 100 "friends". As you can see, I know most of those on my list. The others I am getting to know or well, they are outta here soon. Sorry, it's called MY space, bitches!!
RUB DAT BELLY!I have a major thing for guys with bellies. Yea, I said that. Dating me is a license to eat to your hearts content. There is no need to buy that Gold's Gym membership. I love to rub da belly. Yea, I never said I was normal...
SNIFF SNIFF-I also have a huge thing (hehe) for guys/chicks that smell really good. Drakkar Noir is my favorite for guys; Chanel #5 for the ladies. My nose is ultra sensitive. Hell, I've recently learned that the smell of a sweaty man who has been working on cars all day and has been tipping back some Coronas, does it for me! Once again, I'm not normal...
Yahoo me (whoa, that sounds kinky) at rubdatbelly28147

My Interests



Photography has been a love of mine since age 8.

I collect Buddhas as well as other Asian collectibles.

I enjoy cooking and adding to Darrell's ever-growing belly.

www.kiwee.com

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JANUARY 13TH, 2007

I'd like to meet:



Free Myspace Pictures from drewpydraws

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I finally got to meet all of Darrell's friends when we all met up in Vegas in January 2007! Can you say "good times"?

Music:



I am an 80's chick so of course this includes Duran Duran. I chased them around for about 15 years. (I will include photos later.) Other bands I adore are- Nine Inch Nails, Dr. Dre, The Fray, Gorillaz, Three Days Grace, Stone Temple Pilots, The Beastie Boys, Edwin McCain, KoRn, James Taylor, Queen, Evans Blue, Depeche Mode, Snoop, Barenaked Ladies, Linkin Park and on and on and on...Just for the record, I can tolerate most any music, 'cept country. *dueling banjos*

Movies:

There are too many to list, but some are-

Friday, Pride & Prejudice, Dogma, E.T., The Color Purple, Domino, Legends of the Fall, Interview With A Vampire, Clerks, Sense and Sensibilty, etc.

Television:

Favorites of all-time- The State, 21 Jump Street, The Young Ones, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Back Kotter and Good Times.

Newer stuff- BIG LOVE, The Sopranos, Gray's Anatomy, The King of Queens, Chappelle Show, Lucky Louie, Flight of the Conchords and my guilty pleasure- Cheaters.

FAVORITE STAND-UP COMEDIANS:Jamie Foxx, Kat Williams, Kevin James, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jeff Dunham, and OF COURSE The State fellas!!!

Jamie Foxx Stand Up Comedy (Crackish)

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Books:



Heroes:

Louis Pasteur. I likes the cheese! My favorite is-


My Blog

All about me...Who gives a happy shit??

Name: Karen Bennick-Calhoun Birthdate: April 21, 1972 Hair color: Medium auburn (red) Eye color: Blue Tatoos? None Piercings? 7 holes in one ear and one in the other Birthmarks? A small, very light on...
Posted by **KAREN** on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

A completely honest survey about me.

I am posting this in my blog instead of bulletins cause I feel its much more intimate than the usual surveys posted there. Here we go... 1. What is your maritial status? Married- third time. 2. How ha...
Posted by **KAREN** on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

I miss her stupid ass.

I just miss her stupid ass. Category: Life I never thought I would write about this, but here I am.  My neice, Amy, and I have always been very close. She was born when I was only 11 years old,...
Posted by **KAREN** on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

Cookout on Peeler Rd.

Hey Peoples. Darrell and I are having a cookout on Saturday, September 30th, starting at 4:00. If you wanna come, let me know. It's burgers, dogs and my hot legs (chicken) and all the other shit ...
Posted by **KAREN** on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST

Kissing

Completely bored today, my mind was wonderin' all over the place. I began to think about kissing and about the great kissers and great kisses I have had over my 30 plus years. Of course I also th...
Posted by **KAREN** on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST