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Thank you james beard, but i owe it all to CJ and Howard Stern.

About Me

Mikey --
[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com I am worth $infinity on HumanForSale.comR.I.P. MITCH HEDBERG. Im all about having a good time, making people laugh, partying, and waking up on peoples lawns. i enjoy skating,playing guitar,partying, poker, taking walks on a moonlit beach, the zoo, Jack Daniel's, Coors Light and Punk Rawk. Go to hell. if you dont want to, we can hang out till you do. whoever smelt it didnt necessarily deal it, but you better dance damnit or im not talking to you anymore. by the way, whoever denied it supplied it.i got AIM now so if ya want to let me know how gnarly i am: PUNCHKID240
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My Interests

Las Vegas, playing guitar, singing, skating, partying, denny's, working on my car, motorcycles, working on my Salad, red hair, drinking, going to shows, putt-putt, kicking your ass, go to CANADA,spontanious vacations, make out, cuddle, breaking bottles behind Wah Wah, Play on stage with the Ataris (true story)...

I'd like to meet:

a pirate, dirty girls who have irresponsible drunken unprotected sex, ryan slaby,howard stern, ARTIE LANGE, erik estrata,

Music:

TRENDY IS THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, you fuckin happy now aaron. aerosmith, the ataris, the starting line, home grown, punchline, rufio, dropkick myrphys, face to face, allister, NoFx, midtown, social distortion, billy idol, muse, sum 41, my chemical romance, PEN-15, beef patty recall, slick shoes, ace troubleshooter, strung out, unwritten law, me first and the gimme gimme's, the cure, the outfield, the used, less than jake, him, fall out boy, eddie money, aerosmith, boston, styxx, mxpx, buck-o-nine, the killers (when ive been drinking), any punk, rock, metal, and the occasional 80's song.

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, rain man, haggard, the big lebowski,rounders, private parts, EVERY 80'S HIGHSCHOOL MOVIE, jay and silent bob strike back, SLC punk, snatch, the breakfast club, fight club, zero: the thrill of it all, the girl next door, monkeybone, american beauty, wet hot american summer, dirty work, drive me crazy, gummo (just because it was so fuckin nuts).

Television:

no reservations, stern show, price is right,family guy, OC, pete and pete, sallute your shorts, super sloppy double dare, almost every old nickelodeon show. Worst show ever: YO MOMMA

Books:

a wrinkle in time, the giver, the hobbit, Phil Gordons little green book, the outsiders, green eggs and ham

Heroes:

super man, mitch hedberg, anthony bourdain, phil helmuth, penecillin, artie lange ..

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My Blog

i conquered the wall at Bilbo's

  82 drinks, not one DUI. the wall is complete. i think i have to poop.  i cant tell if im drunk, or a mexican.  nope, im drunk.  im not a fan of skittles.  jesus is...
Posted by random hero on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

im drunk, but im okay to drive

top 7 reasons to never give me the keys.  i broke every rule known to man tonight.  i chain smoked 14 cigarettes in a ford escape, turfing lawns and speeding, not stoping at a single st...
Posted by random hero on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:07:00 PST

my heart hurts, nevermind, i just had to fart

so im bored and ive been reading peoples blogs and what not. you people need to stop pissing and moaning about your shitty love lives and regular lives too. get a hobby. collect stamps or watch porn, ...
Posted by random hero on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST

im gonna tear your ass up like we just got married

so i was leaving the gym after my work out at tower city, when i see Good Charlotte hanging out in the food court. eating japanese food. now i know what your thinking. your thinking bullshit, i mad...
Posted by random hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oops

i dwank takila, j eff made me, kant see, going to PA to see the starting line twomorro with slaby. anyone i interacted with tonight... im sorry, ill fix it in the the morning
Posted by random hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cheese contest results are in...

cheddar vs. american : cheddar American vs. swiss: american Mozzerella vs. provalone: mozzerella other winners to be announced... all processed cheeses such as colby jack were disqualifie...
Posted by random hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST