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About Me

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Despite what you saw on TMZ, Ashley Olsen swung at me first. I once popped a bag of popcorn and had only 2 burned kernels and 3 unpopped ones. I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that I will, most likely, never get to say, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!". Gummi bears are awesome (yes, I know what they're made of). I don't trust people whose rest face is a frown (talkin' to YOU, Cheny). I do sudoku in pen, but still use pencil for crosswords ('cept maybe Monday-Wednesday). I have flown a plane, shot a gun, and rescued a beautiful woman (well, she was okay-looking). After that, the similarities between me and Indiana Jones end.
I am quite sure that my profile song history is full of acts that pop culture should have familiarized itself with.
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Which online quiz are you? You are the "Which online quiz are you?" online quiz. This means that you have a sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek sense of humour that most people aren't going to understand. But that's OK, they're all too busy trying to figure out which Buffy character they are to enjoy a good laugh.
(If you didn't realize that the quiz was a parody, we shouldn't talk)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Everybody says 'Jesus or Einstein'."

Would it be too much to ask for some intelligent, well-read, adventurous people with senses of humour?

My Blog

Bikes, precipitation, social activism, and diminutive mammals

When I say "bikes", I mean those 21-lb, 21-gear, man-powered vehicles. With no car, I peddle about 100 miles per week. It may sound harsh, but I buoy my spirits with the false delusion that chicks d...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:03:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing at the end of the world.

I am so jazzed that the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) generated a public discussion about high-energy particle physics. The LHC is going to run at about 30 times the energy it did this past week just a...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:33:00 GMT

NEWS FLASH

I am presently watching the dem's convention in Denver. I am [right now] watching the the introductory video segment for Obama's speech.I've noticed one main thing....the narrator of the clip is the ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Preemptive strike

I have to note this visual oddity before The Daily Show does it next week...I don't know how many of you have seen the DNC stage at "The pepsi [sic] Center"... ...but it's shockingly similar ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Marshmallow politics

OK, I *just* (like 43 seconds ago) came up with the phrase "marshmallow politics". So, allow me to explain to you and myself what it means... There are delicious little sprinkles of thought floating...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:20:00 GMT

In deep-end pants day

"If you drink a fifth on the fourth, you can't go forth on the fifth."-Matt C. HaughtDoes America really need another excuse to exercise its nationalistic xenophobia? Hell, nothing shows 'Imperial En...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:43:00 GMT

Is that a nuclear warhead in your pocket, or...

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper"~ "The Hollow Men", T.S. EliotDamn it! I was supposed to die from drought caused by global warming, or having paparazzi chase me, or (g...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:15:00 GMT

"Wait, what?"

Earlier this week, a couple of different networks showed a story regarding a Pew Forum Study on Religions in America. I suppose that Pew had included a summarizing cover letter when sending this to t...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:17:00 GMT

"The Greatest Generation"

Apparently, Mr. Brokaw has replaced Tim Russert's position on "Meet the Press" after Mr Russert's untimely demise last week.This took me for a shock. I always enjoyed "Meet the Press" on Sundays, an...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Beaux [Diddley]

Apparently Bo Diddley died this morning. I actually got an email push sent from the NY Times online site sent directly to my BlackBerry. I think that's insane. If you don't maybe you should reflect...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:52:00 GMT