James

showing current or my personal favorite Threadless submissions:
According to:
Mona: "Hi, I'm James...don't tread on me. Just know that if you don't heed my warning, a mob of angry college republicans might change your mind. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Molly:"Hi my name is James. I met Molly through Mike when we were both really annoying republicans. But then I realized i couldn't get chicks as a republican so I became a Libertarian. Which I tell everyone and their mother about, but they are ok with that. I can write really well. I can do graphic design really well, if your nice I might show teach you some day. I talk with my hands when I talk about economics. I'm worried about my image, or make people think that, that is I like to keep people guessing whether Im telling the truth or not. I tell people Ive had sex in every dorm. I like 80's music. Im a pretty intelligent guy, and when I don't know something I switch the topic to Austrian Economics."
Paul: "Hi, my name is James. I'm an obsessive, narcissistic man-child who's been in college for the past eight years, with no end in sight! My interests include graphic design, old video games, and pseudo-intellectual, crackpot masturbatory political theories. I can't really concentrate on anything that's not my own interests or my reflection for longer than a few seconds, so don't be surprised if I get distracted by my own photo gallery before I can respond to your emails.Man, look at my stubble. I am so fucking HOT!"
A request:
I deleted my 'about me' section while redesigning my page and need to fill it in again, and thought it would be funny and interesting if I could get others to write some things from their perspective, but in the first person.
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HERE'S THE DEAL
Write a couple sentences written from the first person point of view, about me. For example, one may write:
"Hi, I'm James and I design stuff; and I'm really bad at designing stuff, so I should quit my job and work at McDonalds."
If your name was Fred, I would post that under my 'about me' section as:
Fred: "Hi, I'm James and I design stuff; and I'm really bad at designing stuff, so I should quit my job and work at McDonalds."
Get it? Think of funny, witty, insulting, nice, cute, stupid, (whatever) descriptions using whatever you know about me. I'll put them up.
THANKS!