If you think squirrels were dumb now... |
I recommend that everyone on Earth read this.http://jalopnik.com/cars/offbeat-news/flaming-flying-sq
uirrel-torches-new-jersey-womans-camry-318896.php
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST |
Vin Diesel Fact of the Week! 11/7/07 |
When Vin Diesel runs, the sound of his testicles knocking together makes people think a horse is galloping past.
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week! 10/30/07 |
By squeezing her eyes very tightly, Angelina Jolie can force out eye lashes at high speeds as semi-lethal projectiles.
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST |
Vin Diesel Fact of the Week! 10/20/07 |
Vin Diesel's secret identity is Powdered Toast Man.
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST |
Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week! 10/20/07 |
When camping, Angelina Jolie starts fires by rubbing her legs together.
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Band Name of the Week! 10/20/07 |
By guest band-namer Danielle"Anyone but Gordon": An Alt Rock band with bag pipes....
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST |
Band Name of the Week! 10/7/07 |
By guest band-namer, Danielle."Penultimate Jelly Bean": An experimental jazz-fusion band of all stoned men with beards....
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST |
Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week! 9/30/07 |
Angelina Jolie just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance by eating her insurance agent.
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Vin Diesel Fact of the Week! 9/28/07 |
By flexing, Vin Diesel can turn his glistening abdominal muscles into a parabolic mirror and thus cook potatoes with the sun.
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST |
Reason You May be an Asshole: Number 8 |
When you walk past the Salvation Army bell-ringers you act like you don't see them, there's something really interesting on the ground, or have a fake cellphone conversation....
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST |
