Should I Ever Embark On A Spree Of Crime |
I was thinking to myself that my adolescent mischief primarily consisted of rearranging and pilfering lawn ornaments. I also used to cultivate rotten food and throw it at people.......I don't kn...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:00:00 GMT |
Wee Freshies |
Hello, my name is Freya, and I have three kids. Kids are great, but I'd be lying if I said it was all sunshine and flowers. So many parents tormen...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:33:00 GMT |
Absinthe Tastes Like Poop! |
Ok so I have to get this accurately, so I type under the influence. If you Reeeeeeeeeeally LOVE licorice you would Reaaaaaally like the taste of absinthe (did I spell that correctly? Did I spell...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
Jane Austen Book Club |
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I don't care how much you love Jane Austen. I don't advise reading that rag. I just completed the book and I'm vexed (as Jane would say) that I wasted an afternoon r...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:05:00 GMT |
The seductive squash |
So yesterday I went grocery shopping, which incidentally, since you can now scan your own groceries and pack them in your own bags as you shop has made my life much easier. Not to mention, becau...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Just say Booooo Yeah for Borscht! |
Holy Halifax Batman.....What the heck is BORSCHT!!!!!!! You entertained the thought dear readers.....I just know these things, so now I will treat you to (make you suffer through) one of my many sanit...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
Ive conquered the "Bronte-Saurus" |
This afternoon at precisely 1:53 pm I closed the cover on Wutherring Heights by Emily Bronte. I made it...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:53:00 GMT |
Why I loathe shopping |
Yesterday I had to go shopping, but it has taken me until today to recover enough to complain in a lengthy blog. First of all, it should be...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:09:00 GMT |
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb |
Hello folks, I am truly disappointed with life. A few years ago, I was whacked in the back of the emotional kneecaps by someone I trusted, ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:27:00 GMT |
10 Things For Spring |
1. "In Springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing, hey ding, a ding, sweet lovers love...the spring" Ah yes Willie S-Peare wrote it , but Gene Wilder q...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:24:00 GMT |
