Pushing baby carriages down hills (What? They're empty!).
Unicron (before the beard). Also, anyone who can swallow and regurgitate coins (and such) at will.
"Bangin' music," if you will.
I like movies with my girlfriend, Zooey Deschenal, in them.
Reality TV does it for me...and by "does it for me" I mean rip my own face off.
My favorite book, once again, is really anything by Doctor Laura. Her insight to the human soul amazes me (I cry a lot).
George Lucas, because he crushed a part of my and many others' spirit with a wave of his masturbatory hand. If I had that kind of power, I, also, could disappoint millions.