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StealthBanana

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About Me

I'm intelligent, humorous, sarcastic, creative, and a little neurotic. I enjoy writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music, and engaging in conversation. I am honest and loyal and true - apparently I am also a boyscout. Most of my time is spent squandering my intelligence and potential. My procrastination skills are excellent. I am lame but I am cool. If I tell you anything else...I'd have to kill you.Yahoo! Messenger: girlwithnowarning

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My Interests

Music, movies, swimming, camping, talking, reading, writing, inside/dirty jokes, laughing, photography, tattoos, textures, warm climates, science, nature, board games, smoking, drinking, traveling, learning, spirituality, the weather, change, sarcasm, irony, metaphore, alliteration, WPM, singing, dancing with the devil on a Saturday night, spelling, proper speech, ethnic food, experimentation, people I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! His name is Jack.

I'd like to meet:

People that can hold my interest. I'm a big fan of individuals that can have an intellectual conversation as well as know when to be silly. I love the crazies too.

Music:

"Music is the vernacular of the human soul." - I'm in to all kinds of music and I have a very open mind. Some of my favorites include The Dresden Dolls, The Postal Service, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Interpol, Tom Waits, Cake (older, not that new crap they've put out), Modest Mouse, Davendra Banhart, The Cure, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, She Wants Revenge, White Stripes, Velvet Acid Christ...that's really just to name a few and I'm always open to suggestions.

Movies:

All movies. Even the bad ones, because I like to talk about how bad they were...but some movies that I have watched/will watch over and over again are Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Labrynth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harry Potter!!, Ghost World, Garden State, Lost in Translation, High Fidelity, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Snatch, The Big Labowski, A Very Long Engagement, Amelie, Spirited Away, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Brick, Kevin Smith's movies. A few of my favorite directors are Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Peter Jackson, Zach Braff, Jim Jarmusch, John Waters and Wes Anderson - not in that order.

Angel Dust
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Eighteen
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: The Knee Bender
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Television:

Television has warped my fragile little mind. But I like Lost, Family Guy, CSI, Crossing Jordan, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, My So Called Life, Daria, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Invader Zim, Tripping the Rift, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Liquid Television, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Most of Adult Swim really), American Idol Auditions...some other stuff too...

Books:

The trilogy of Kushiel's Dart, Chosen, and Avatar. Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Earth's Children Series, Harry Potter, Illusions, Chronicles of Narnia, Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series (by Laurell K. Hamilton), Magical Thinking by Augusten Burroughs (all of his books really). Mainly Fantasy/Sci-fi, fiction; non-fiction as long as it's something that interests me (obviously) ---------------------"Graphic Novels": Transmetropolitan, the Sandman Series, the Death series, and all of Johnen Vasques' work...I haven't been exsposed to much.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Fiona Apple, Amanda Palmer

My Blog

Swimming upstream

I'm home, well, almost.  I sign the lease for my new apartment tomorrow.  And like any other well-meaning 20-something-year-old, I had to ask my mother for money.  I hate doing that, it...
Posted by StealthBanana on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Updates are like people, unneccesary evils.

I don't know why I even bothered coming on here.  I haven't even looked at this thing in months...well, since early May.  I went back down to one job after one month, couldn't take Applebee...
Posted by StealthBanana on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:05:00 PST

Whiny bitchings; two jobs and writers block

So I'm really fuckin busy.  I went out and got a second job, yippee.  I can now add Applebee's Minion to my resume.  But I can't really complain because I'm doing it to myself, I asked ...
Posted by StealthBanana on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

Cupid can kiss my ass...

Hello again all of you beautiful people that read my blog...I love you all. Now, stand very still while I punch you in your face. Just joshin'.  I get a little violent this time of year.  Co...
Posted by StealthBanana on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:09:00 PST

Hello there stranger...how have you been?

I have been away from Myspace for too long and it's killing me.  I don't know why.  Maybe because I'm a loser.  It's a good thing that nothing really happens in my life or I wouldn't ev...
Posted by StealthBanana on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

My brain is swallowing my thoughts....

I'm not in a good place right now.  I suppose that technically I am and that I shouldn't be complaining.  When I look at the general picture of my life as it is there is nothing truly wrong....
Posted by StealthBanana on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Forget all your sorrow, for it is tomorrow

I thought of this last night: Tomorrow, as we press flesh to flesh heart to heart we will embrace the longest night as only lovers could It's tomorrow.  I think my brain is going to explode. ...
Posted by StealthBanana on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:50:00 PST

Please forgive her ladies and gentlemen, she knows not of what she types.

I feel as though I'm spreading myself just a little too thin these days.  And though I enjoy having a purpose to serve; I get the feeling that I'm missing the point.  It seems as if yet anou...
Posted by StealthBanana on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

Come cavort with me in the light of the silvery moon.

I'm suffereing from a bout of insomnia.  I'll probably go to sleep here in a few moments, but I had to figure something out tonight.  And boy did I ever figure it out; with a little help fro...
Posted by StealthBanana on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

Excerpts from Transmetropolitan

So, I'm reading the second volume of Transmet, again, for what I think is the third time.  And I'm just coming across all sorts of wonderful things, reasons why I love this graphic novel.  I...
Posted by StealthBanana on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST