My goodness, James, where is your ammunition?! |
I know sometimes you consider people like comic books. Or wine.Well some people are like sirens. You forget everything that is right until you're consumed.There's a lack of respect on my part to ac... Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:11:00 GMT |
Wake up, people! |
I think it's high friggin' time we got real with our kids (not that I have any, yet, but I'm sure I'll get to that).Armed with a cigarette incense, a dish of my favorite groceries, and the backlash of... Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:14:00 GMT |
Disillusioned |
If you were called a bigot, would you ever ask yourself "Am I a bigot?"the truth is any one who's on this Earth and not fighting for it is a bigot
You're 17. . . is it time to make an informed choice ... Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:56:00 GMT |
New to hue |
I love smoking pot, because at any given time, anything can make sense or be a good idea. People who smoke pot are constantly on the verge of a good idea. Or at least that's what it feels ... Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:30:00 GMT |
This blog is hung like a bear |
So, I've wanted to do stand up comedy all of my life. To me, that means when I write these jokes, somewhere my inner child is jumping up and down screaming "LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME!!!!!... Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:00:00 GMT |
Not just fun, BUT REAL |
This was an actual inspired response to a loved one regaurding "God's tests" and a "Christians courage to stand up for God"Warning, if you love God, you may just want to skip the the end, because I'm ... Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:21:00 GMT |
Some thoughts |
Fashion PoliceWhat upsets me is the lasting stigma that is homophobia. How can so many people fear gays. Not only are they the least threatening culture I've ever experienced (I have New E... Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:35:00 GMT |
attention for me |
I'm not a snide, prissy, stereotyping, so on so on kind of guy.But get real. I know anyone can befriend anyone here on myspace but that's not reason to.Example. I just got a meesage froma ... Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:50:00 GMT |
Frank Oz |
I have no problem saying I liked Star Wars growing up. A generation or so ago, that would have concluded that I was a some kind of sheltered moma's boy with an inferiority complex. Which i... Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:43:00 GMT |
A long way from a bra |
What's sad is I'm the kind of guy that's totally oblivious. That's the truth and I'm about as bad as it gets. I get caught looking in the mirror and I get to say "What? I forgot what... Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:34:00 GMT |