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Jared

Gee clark that tree looks way to big, where do think you're going to put it. Why don't you bend over

About Me

Just your regular neighborhood dirtbag from New York living in San Francisco looking for creativity, good music, good times and a cold PBR. I'm easy and a cheap date.

My Interests

Creating art, music, drinking, making fun of people and eating. Lots and lots of eating really good food.

I'd like to meet:

A cheese master or master blaster, whoever comes first

Music:

Motorhead, Iron Maiden, The Bronx, Murder City Devils, Sabbath, Honky, Iggy Pop, Slayer, High on Fire, Old school Metalica, Supersuckers, RPG, Dixiewitch, The Brought Low, Shooter Jennings, Poison Idea, Jerry Garcia, Govt. Mule, Butthole Surfers, Alabama Thunderpussy, Ben Harper, Ride the Blinds, Black Crowes, Screamin Cheetah Wheelies, Basically anything that rocks. And yes Radiohead, Coldplay and Death Taxi for Cutie does not rock.

Movies:

Raging Bull, Big Liebowski and Plans, Trains and Automoblies and Sin City

Television:

My name is earl, discovery channel, Public TV

Books:

Jaws, All quiet on the Western Front, Angelas Ashes

Heroes:

The person who realized that if you take a pigs ass, salt it, hang it and eventually you can slice it and eat it. Genius