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-j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison]

I'm so embarrassed...I wish everyone else was dead.

About Me

M'kay,so it's time for a new "about me" section.Let's see..where to start.I'm a high school freshman girl and..Wait,no.That's not right.I'm -j0sh-. I'm twenty-two years old and I live in Chattanooga(Red Bank),Tennessee.Most of you know that already.Yep.I'm in the nursing program at Chattanooga State.Woooo.Go nursing!Thrilling,yes? I work at Tennessee Spirit at Northgate Mall and I work the night-shift at Memorial Hospital.I LOVEEEEee both of my jobs.I'm pretty boring,but I can be fun sometimes.I think I'm good friend material...most of the time.I'm REALLY bad about not answering my phone and/or calling people back..I just hate phones..they bother me.so yeah.most of my friends don't like that.In my free time I likes to read,play video games,and watch movies and cartoons.Geek much?Mmhmm.I try to surround myself with fun(funny) people because I love to laugh.I've got a pretty severe Peter Pan complex; I love the whole kid thing.I love cartoons,scary stories,ghost/monster lore,colouring,using random quotes from shows and movies in everyday conversation,making fun of people,laughing at inappropriate times,etc. I don't like growing up,but I guess I'm dealing with it well enough.Hmm..what else? Oah yeah,as much as I love being around my friends and stuff,I have a hugeeee tendency to go into hiding for days at a time.I'm big on alone time.I'm relatively smart(book-smart),but I am completely unable to have any sort of intelligent conversation.I don't like discussing religion or politics(I do,however,like to read about both).I like trivia games and trying new things as long as it won't get me arrested.Also,I don't drink,smoke,or do any sort of drug and generally don't like being around people who do any of those things in excess.People who are always angry/easily angered stress me out so I stay away from them.That's about all the info ima give out for now.If you're still reading..congratulations,this was a test.My AIM name is below,but mostly I'm on Myspace Messenger...or just send me a message on here.I check it every thirty seconds or so.
AOL IM: DizeezdElf [or] gutterglitter31
Yahoo: dizeezd_elf
P.S.--Yes,I'm already aware that the titles of my blogs never have anything to do with the actual blog.
P.P.S.--To all my friends that are in my "Top" section..It's in alphabetical order.I'm not playing favourites.

My Interests

Interests! animals anti-alcohol anti-drug anti-tobacco banjo music Blood 1 & 2 body art books brandings children's horror stories creepy forests cryptozoology Castlevania Diablo 1 & 2 Doom drag queens drama-free life education foggy mornings/nights game systems geeking Halo haunted houses hiking horror movies learning Mario nature obsessing pets piercings plants Pokemon rainy days Resident Evil Rocky Horror scarring sleeping spirituality survival horror tattoos theme parks urban legends video games Zelda zombie knowledge zombie outbreak survival

I'd like to meet:

I know this thing is supposed to describe the people I'd like to meet/talk to on here...but I don't care..I'm gonna be cool and name the famous people I'd like to meet:


-I want to meet the following people because they are great/beautiful/fun/creative/etc:

+++Jackie Beat(& the rest of Dirty Sanchez),Divine(yes,i'm fully aware that she's dead),Miss Eva von Slut,and Jessicka Fodera(& the rest of Scarling.)


-I want to meet the following people because they are geniuses.Seriously,they are some of the greatest people on earth(film/comedy/acting/etc):

+++Tim Curry,Hal Sparks,Lewis Black,John Waters,and Amy Sedaris(& the rest of the cast/writers/creators of Strangers With Candy),MC Router
-and lastly...I want to meet Jeff Corwin.He is my hero.I want to be just like him when I grow up.

Music:

jack off jill,

Movies:

ROCKY HORROR,SHOCK TREATMENT,hedwig and the angry inch,transamerica,labyrinth,the blues brothers,the little mermaid,nightmare before christmas,howl's moving castle,legend,,the lion king,princess mononoke,elvira: mistress of the dark,sleeping beauty,aladdin,the dark crystal,se7en,grave of the fireflies,almost all horror movies(good ones,most new ones are crap.Oah..and If you send a friend request to me..and your info says that you love horror movies--you best be able to back it up with some titles.),hairspray,pink flamingos,serial mom,desperate living,polyester,beetlejuice,beavis and butt-head do america,batman,forbidden planet,edward scissorhands,harry potter,snow white and the seven dwarves,dinotopia,lilo & stitch,life as a house,elvira's haunted hills,beauty and the beast,spirited away,the princess bride,ichi the killer,journey to the centre of the earth,donnie darko,the neverending story 1 & 2

Television:

jeff corwin experience,the simpsons,ned's declassified school survival guide,pure pwnage(www.purepwnage.com),futurama,powerpuff girls,daria,sifl & olly,ranma 1/2,witch hunter robin,fraggle rock,the tick,eerie indiana,the golden girls,clone high,spongebob,strangers with candy,darkwing duck,kyle xy,angry beavers,courage the cowardly dog,invader zim,boy meets world,rocko's modern life,south park,aqua teen,sealab,mama's family,animal emergency,family guy,beavis and butt-head,david the gnome,eureeka's castle,are you afraid of the dark?,peewee's playhouse,ren & stimpy,animal planet,gargoyles,scrubs,life with louie,bobby's world,eek! the cat,the brothers grimm,roseanne,aaah!! real monsters,salute your shorts

Books:



Heroes:

Jeff Corwin,Divine,Lewis Black,Miss Eva von Slut,Mighty Johnson/Mighty Manlove,and my mum....and Miss Jackie Beat!!

My Blog

There’s no ’off’ on his funny switch

The days are getting longer!! ^_^ Anywayyyyy...So I’ve only got 5 more weeks of school which is freakin fantastic.I’ve never been so ready for 600 degree weather.Unfortunately I’m al...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

Isn’t that what you said what you thought this song meant?

I found this while going through some folders on my computer..It was done a long time ago,so I had to update some of the answers...but yeah..I'm not sure if I ever posted it or not...so yeah.Weeeeeee....
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

The one flaw they underestimate---they cant get us if we stay awake

So Creature Feature was amazing.Seriously.The crowd sucked,it was hot as balls,and I got stuck right in front of a speaker which made my left ear drum bleed.BUT they were so awesome that it made up fo...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:49:00 PST

I love you,Big Ear of Corn.

101. Do you want to be in a relationship?i like my alone time.100. What's your profile song and why?"A Little Priest" from the movie version of Sweeney Todd.....and cause its awesome and catchy.99. Do...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:41:00 PST

Kansas,she says,is the name of the star.

So it's been like months since I updated my blog.That sucks cause a lot of random fun stuff has happened that I'd like to have written down somewhere.Oah well.I'll just do the usual recap of some of t...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

I’m totally sober..which sucks...I mean I love it!!

   ***boring life-update blog***     Has anyone noticed that I NEVER blog anymore? Probably not. I wonder when the last time was..Hmm..*checks* Wow..Before I took my firs...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:13:00 PST

How do you kill what is dead?

One paragraph update:    Tomorrow begins my fourth week of nursing.I hate working retail.I need money---fast.Clinical at Northgate Mall on Friday morning.Scary.First test in the morning...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

*Pulls string* I wish they taught shopping in school *Pulls string* Thinking gives you wrinkles

So tomorrow is August 1st.Summer is almost over and I haven't really done anything interesting.I haven't even been blogging much the past couple of months.I think it's because I write letters to Lee a...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST

A science-fiction showcase

In case you didn't see the bulletin, I turned off my cell phone service today.So if you need me you'll have to message me on here or call my home phone.Yep Yep.
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

and from your lips she drew a 'Hallelujah'

So this past weekend my gramma had a heart attack and fell a couple of times and is in the hospital(doing better--she's out of ICU now,thank God).Work sucks--I think my manager is about to quit.School...
Posted by -j0sh- [honeysuckle full of poison] on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST