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About Me

I've barely changed this since i got a myspace, so I figured it was time for an update. Hello there. I'm J-Myke. How are you? I work too much. I'm always up for trying something that isn't boring. I'm open minded, blunt, honest, an asshole when needed, funny, and trying out being a health freak. It's killing me, but we'll see how it goes. Saying that, I smoke about once a month. I love music and random off-beat movies. I'm more than sure that I could live on video games, sushi, tacos, coffee and vodka. I'm up to 5 tattoos and 2 piercings now, all done at (plug)American Ink. Just got out of a year relationship. I'm terrible at dating because I don't handle bullshit well. I live with some of the best guys I've ever met. I like to go dancing, active things (went whitewater rafting last year, loved it), hang out with friends, love going to new restaurants, walking around downtown with a cup of coffee in hand, just anything fun really. I'm a huge coffee geek. I've been a barista for almost 2 years now and I want to own a coffee shop one day. I'm also a huge video game geek. Been playing since I was a toddler, won't be stopping til I'm dead.Ok so in an attepmt to add shit to my profile, I've decided that I'm gonna add random facts about me. I don't know how ofter I'm gonna update the list but it'll prolly be one of my breaks in lazyness. If you know me really well and wanna add some let me know. Left Turn MothaFucka! 1. I hate Nickleback. 2. I hate the phrase "same-difference". 3. I hate most kinds of cheese. 4. I love trail mix alot. 5. I hate an empty dance floor. 6. I own tons of pens. 7. I actually enjoy free-writing. 8. I love watching bad porn. 9. I never use the stylus with my ds. 10. I use my thumb with my ds. 11. I pick up random things and chew on them. 12. I like to jump off things. 13. My favorite number is 13. 14. I've had about 20 mohawks. 15. I love Making The Band 3. 16. Invader Zim is my favorite cartoon ever. 17. I wear yo-yo string on my left ankle. 18. I think pirates are hot. 19. I've broken my toe 4 times. 20. I'm really afraid of needles. 21. I only wear vans, size 13. 22. I go down the cereal aisle at walmart everytime I go. 23. Pop tarts kick ass. 24. I like most types of red and blue candy. 25. Non-talkative people annoy the fuck out of me. 26. I have a guitar that I don't know how to play. 27. The rasberry white chocolate mocha is the greatest coffee drink and type of white russian. 28. One of my fingerprints is different than the rest.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jake Gyllenhaal, Channing Tatum, James Franco, Adam Levine, Chris Evans, and Ben Cohen of course. But besides them, anyone. I love meeting people and I usually like most people. If you wanna send me a message then you can hit me up anytime. AOL: j myk13..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 3:53 am
Name?: J-Myk13
Nicknames?: whatever
Date of birth?: 2/8/88
Sex?: i have a penis
Height?: 5'10
Eye color?: brown
Where were you born?: Chattanooga
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 18
Pets?: 2 dogs
Hair color?: black
Piercings?: left ear
Town you live in?: Chattanooga
Favorite foods?: sushi, tacos
Ever been to Africa?: nope
Been toilet papering?: nope
Love someone so much it made you cry?: yeah i was an idiot
Been in a car accident?: yup
Croutons or bacon bits?: either
Favorite day of the week?: saturday
Favorite resturant?: qdoba, sushi nabe
Favorite flower?: none
Favorite sport to watch?: wrestling
Favorite drink?: strawberry banana v8
Favorite ice cream flavor?: something with fruit
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner
Favorite fast food restuarant?: sonic
Carpet color in your bedroom?: blue
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: haven't taken it
Whom did you get your last email from?: um nintendo
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: best buy
What do you do most often when you are bored?: play tetris
Most annoying thing to say to me?: same-difference
Bedtime?: whenever i go to sleep
Favorite TV show?: clerks
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: alex, joe, kayla, dustin, aaron, ashley, gary
Been out of country?: nope
Believe in magick?: meh
Ford or Chevy?: don't really care
What are you listening to right now?: snl
Have you ever failed a grade?: twice
If you have, what grade did you fail?: 11th and 12th
Do you have a crush on someone?: not really
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
If so, what is their name?:
How long have you been together?:
What are you wearing right now?: jeans, underdog shirt
Would you have sex before marriage?: yup
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: 1
Are you a virgin?: god no
Do you smoke?: nope
Do you drink?: hells yeah
Are you ghetto?: meh
Are you a player?: nope
What are your favorite colors?: blue, black, white, red, silver
What is your favorite animal?: moose
Do you have any birthmarks?: i think so
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: yup
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: michelle
Have you ever been slapped?: yup
Do you get online a lot?: yup
Are you shy or outgoing?: pretty outgoing
Do you shower?: yup
Do you hate school?: who doesn't
Do you have a social life?: yup
How easily do you trust people?: somewhat
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: not really
Would you ever sky dive?: maybe
Do you like to dance?: love it
Have you ever been out of state?: yup
Do you like to travel?: yup
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: many times
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: kinda
Are you spoiled?: nope
Are you a brat?: nope
Have you ever been dumped?: yeah by a crazy idiot
Have you ever gotten high?: yup
Do you like snapple?: it's good
Do you drink a lot of water?: nope
What toothpaste do you use?: whatever
Do you have a cell phone?: nope
Do you have a curfew?: nope
Who do you look up to?: people that are taller than me
Are you a role model?: i guess
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: nope
What name brand do you wear the most?: whatever
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: whatever
What do you want pierced?: naval
Do you like takin pictures?: sometimes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: sometimes
Do you have a tan?: ...i'm black
Do you get annoyed easily?: sometimes
Have you ever started a rumor?: nope
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yup
Do you have your own pool?: nope
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: neither
Do you have any siblings?: yup
Have you ever been played?: yup
Have you ever played anyone?: yup
Do you get along with your parents?: meh
How do you vent your anger?: sleep
Have you ever ran away?: yup
Have you ever been fired from a job?: yup
Do you even have a job?: nope
Do you daydream a lot?: yeah
Do you have a lot of ex's?: a good few
Do you run your mouth?: yeah i'm a cocky bastard
What do you want a tattoo of?: a star
What do you have a tattoo of?: a 13
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: tall, brown hair, a crazy idiot
What does your most recent crush look like?: don't have one
Whats her/his name?: don't have one
Have you ever been bitched out?: yup
Are you rude?: sometimes
What was the last compliment you recieved?: something about my penis
Do you like getting dirty?: of course
Are you flexiable?: kinda
What is your heritage?: meh
What is your lucky number?: 13
What does your hair look like right now?: weird
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: nope i like chicken to much
Describe your looks?: i'm lazy
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: black
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: maybe
Would you ever date someone older than you?: yup
When was the last time you were drunk?: it's been a bit
How many rings until you answer the phone?: usually 2
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yup
If yes, when was the last time?: about a year ago
When was the last time you went on a date?: it's been a while
Do you look more like your mother or father?: neither
Do you cry a lot?: nope
Do you ever cry to get your way?: nope
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: ah
Are you the romantic type?: nope
Have you ever been chased by cops?: nope
What do you like most about your body?: my ass
What do you like least about your body?: my gut
When did you have your first crush?: in 4th grade
When was the last time you threw up?: Nov. 2006
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: meh
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: nope
What about cleavage?: don't really have cleavage
Is your best friend a virgin?: she has a kid...
Have you ever fucked someone up?: yup
Have you ever been fucked up?: yup
What theme does your room have?: fucked up
What size show do you wear?: 13 :-)
What is your screen name on .. jmyk13
How are you feeling right now?: tired
When was the last time you were at a party?: about a month
Have you ever given a lapdance?: way to many
Have you ever recieved one?: yup
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yup
What is one of your bad qualilties?: stubborn
What is one of your good qualilties?: logical
Would you marry for money?: nope
What do you drive?: whatever my friends drive
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: neither
So?: you're a whore
Well?: you're still a whore
When was the last time you cried in school?: 10th or 11th grade
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: fuck yeah
What kind of music do you like?: all except gospel
Would you ever bungee jump?: sure
What is your worst fear?: needles
Would you ever join the army?: no
Do you like cows?: yeah
If you were to die today, what would you do?: drink a ton of 151
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: tacos are awesome
Do you like to party?: of course
Hearts or broken hearts?: what?
Moons or stars?: stars
Coke or pepsi?: pepsi
Favorite scent?: vanilla
Favorite band?: way to many
Would you ever dye your hair red?: nope
How many languages can you speak?: 1
What time are you finishing this?: 4:09
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