I am Bratz. I was conceived in a chat room, brought to ink by Skyeboy, and all of my high maintenance outfits and outrageous auctions are designed by a bored middle school teacher who would prefer to remain anonymous. In case you haven't noticed, I am a cartoon. I am also a brat. Don't forget that.
I sell weird shit on eBay. Why? Because there is a demand for weird shit on eBay and because it annoys some people.
What kinds of things have I sold? I first sold my Traveling Underpants. Then I sold the Traveling Bra. Both items traveled to the Woo Hoo Mystery Man's house... where they remain to this day. This explains my lack of clothing in some pictures. I have also sold: my funny bone (from an Operation game- made the main page of the eBay pulse and ended with 998 watchers), my wiggle and jiggle (2 boxes of Jello), Invisible Koolaid (yes, there is such a thing), a haunted paperwad (to Extra-Lucky-Stuff aka Justin aka Graphic and Trade aka PUNK), a magic pea (see the screwed up fairy tale on my website), a red push pin, a pair of stalker binoculars, a french tickler (feather duster made in France), myself (as a slave for 24 hours), a package of Bratz Tarts (see picture below), my 2 cones (2 ice cream cones), a can of Whoop Ass (yes, they make that too), and a Spongebob Poopypants (don't ask)... just to name a few.
I am not a celebrity. I am a personality... one with attitude.
I like margaritas and pixie stix. I don't sleep. I spend my nights in the WooHooMysteryMan's chat room. I spend my days dreaming up new ways to be mean and annoy people. I'm good at it. If I don't like you, I will tell you. By the way, I don't like anyone. I dislike you all equally. That's fair.
Here are some pictures from some of my auctions.
My Funny Bone
My Wiggle and Jiggle
Invisible Koolaid
The Haunted Paperwad
One Red Push Pin... Push It Real Good
The Stalker Binoculars
Bratz Tarts
A Can of Whoop Ass
Spongebob Poopypants
Click the banners to visit my auctions, my website, or some of the places I like to hang out and annoy people. The first banner links to my current auctions on eBay. The second banner links to my website. Feel free to join my message board, but behave or I will bust your ass... with pleasure. Be sure and check out woohoomysteryman.com. Don't question me. Just do it.
Music:
You're
listening to InternetJams.Com!
Click Banner above to get your free player!
Movies:
I don't watch them... I just star in them.
Television:
Television? PFFT.
Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird (my all time favorite), anything written by Nora Roberts/ J.D. Robb, Harry Potter, The Cay, Artemis Fowl series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragon, Eldest, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, The Edge Chronicles, The Pendragon Series, Deltora Quest Series, anything by Terry Brooks, John Grisham, Stephen King, John Saul, Dan Brown, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, Patricia Cornwell... hell, just give me something with a cover and some pages in it... I'll read it.
Heroes:
The person who invented push up bras. Also whoever came up with margaritas and pixie stix.
