Hair products. The way all my body parts taste different. I'm a connoisseur of kitty food. Hide and seek. I love running around like a complete idiot for no reason at all. I really like to be photographed. I love to walk on people when they're sleeping, especially the ones with the extra squishy chests, it's like: bump, bump and then they yell "Yeow!" ...mmuuwaahaha. I love to talk, I wish you humans would just stay on topic when we're having a discussion. I love to sniff the fresh air, oh and stinky shoes... mmmmmm! I like falling asleep with my paw on you.
The maker of that great cat brush, maybe he can get me one without the pansy heart on the end. The birds in that cage I can't reach. I'm sure that one wants to thank me for the time I rescued him with my mouth. I like people that know I'm right.
Yes! I need it on at all times. Except, I hate when it makes the people dance... that creeps me out.
I can't tell the difference
The box that talks? I'll watch a little, but I've got better things to do.
Huh?
I may be mild mannered by day, but at night I'm Cosmic Cat!!!!