Alissa

About me? Ok. I'll be narcissistic for a while. No one reads these things anyway. I am a film student that's trying real hard not to get her ass out of school. School is fun. Your parents pay for your films and Fuji gives you discounts. I like making films and working on people's sets. You make a lot of friends. And I like wrap parties. Film people are good drinkers. I want to be a director like everyone else. I've made one or two good films. And a whole lot of shitty ones. I'm a good editor. That's probably what I’ll do to make a living. What else? I have a sister that's going to be a lawyer. She can help me declare bankruptcy while I'm trying to be the next George Lucas. My cat is fat, but also bulimic. Try to figure that out. I'm a smart ass. I like to make fun of people, but I'm funny enough that they laugh. So people don't hate me. That I know of. I can out drink people twice my size. It's in the blood. I like punk music. Old stuff. Not crappy pop-punk. I like ending sentence fragments with periods. Are you annoyed by this? My sister is. I'm bad at math. I like to eat sushi. I like reality TV. But for intellectual reasons you wouldn’t understand. I can't live without TiVo. Movies and TV are important to me. Don't judge me. They're my passion. Keep your stinky books. I like to read. My favorites are dorky epic fantasy series. But only the good one's that they make movies out of. Not the really geeky ones. I'm a geek. I like comic books and Sci-Fi. But I'm also cooler than you. I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum with a side of perplexing for dipping. I am going to stop writing now. That should be enough for you to understand every aspect of my soul without giving you enough information to stalk me. Did I mention that I’m funny?