I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
Let's see. I enjoy singing George Michael songs with my Mexican cousin Jose. When I sing, I feel a sudden loss of gravity in my genital area. You can call it a religious experience. I call it a fully erect mideival sword.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
some immigrant whore who is unable to express herself in a civilized manner. in other words, her grasp of the english language is dog shit. This way I can tell her to do things like "go lick the mailmans nuts."
