TCPs own *Elle*.....(Its me.....La-la)

My Answers to Survey Improved Ultimate About Me

1 - THE BASICS Call me "Masturbation" cause I'm feeling myself
2 - Name Lauren "La-laa" Thornton... Or just Nikki
3 - Gender Female
4 - Age 23
5 - Screen Name la_laaland
6 - Birthday May 12, 1984
7 - Race Black and Cuban
8 - School/Grade School's out forever!!!!!
9 - Job Model, CEO of Triple G Enterprise
10 - Status Sooooo single
11 - Hometown Chi-city, Illinois
12 - Current Town Phoenix, Illinois ( I know you haven't heard of it, its only 9 blocks long!!!!)
13 - Parents Still Together Sorta... My dad is deceased, but I have an amazing stepdad though!
14 - Siblings 2 brothers, 1 sister
15 - Pets 2 huge ass Rotweilers- Alpha and Omega
16 - Smoker Yeah, but I'm quitting.... Soon... I swear!!!!
17 - Drinker Only Moet...
18 - Virgin Not since Sophomore year in high school.
19 - Orientation Straight... Until girls are in season...
20 - Drugs None now, but I was a habitual weed smoker before "08".... I mighta been rollin too...
21 - APPEARANCE Yessir!!!!
22 - Hair Color Black... for now...
23 - Is it Dyed? Yup!
24 - Eye color A wierd sorta reddish brown
25 - Height 5'8
26 - Style Relaxed-Glam (if thats even a type)
27 - Glasses/Contacts/None? Chanel Glasses when I'm reading or on the computer...
28 - Freckles yeah...
29 - Body Type Slim, just missed the runway by an inch and 9 pounds!!!
30 - Shoe Size 8 1/2
31 - Piercings 6
32 - Want More? Not really...
33 - Tatoos? 5
34 - Want More? Heck yeah.... I'm a canvas!!!!
35 - Braces? No, but I want them...
36 - Overall Best Feature? My legs... Or maybe my smile... Or is it my eyes... You be the judge!
37 - Overall Worst Feature? My attitude when I'm upset! whoo!!! get back!
38 - Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? I think my dad.
39 - LIKES/DISLIKES Pay close attention now...
40 - Favorite Color Gold/Purple
41 - Worst Color I don't have one..
42 - Favorite Number 3, I'm sorta OCD-ish
43 - Favorite Animal Yellow Boa Constrictor
44 - Least Favorite Animal ALL rodents!!!
45 - Favorite Flower I HATE flowers... But if I had to pick one, I say the Orchid.
46 - Favorite Food All things Thai!
47 - Worst Food Grits!!! UGH!!!
48 - Favorite Junk Food Oreos, or Ice Cream w/ french fries (its wierd... I know)
49 - Worst Junk Food Cake.
50 - Favorite Restaraunt Benihana
51 - Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Vanilla
52 - Favorite Candy Swedish Fish.
53 - Favorite Alcoholic Drink Moet Nectar Imperial
54 - Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink Banana milkshake
55 - Worst Alcoholic Drink Hennessy
56 - Worst NON Alcoholic Drink Omar shake from Dock's... Who remembers that crap?!?!?!
57 - Favorite Genre of Music I don't have a favorite, I LOVE M.I.A though!
58 - Worst Genre Country...
59 - Favorite Band/Artist M.I.A
60 - Worst Band/Artist Heather Headly... I hate her voice, but I'm sure she's a nice woman...
61 - Favorite Song Get What I Got - M.I.A
62 - Worst Song In My Mind - Heather Headly
63 - Favorite Radio Station I don't listen to the radio, but I'll say 92.3 cause of my buddy who works there...
64 - Favorite Book Anything about the history of real gansters i.e Alfonse Capone
65 - Worst Book Vixen Diaries. The first one was good but give me a break Karrine
66 - Favorite Type of Movie Historical events
67 - Worst Type of Movie Horror... I know, I know, thats gay but hey..thats me!!!
68 - Favorite Movie Westside Story
69 - Worst Movie Ever Let me get back to you with that...
70 - Favorite TV Show Family Guy... Go Stewie!!!
71 - Worst TV Show I Love New York
72 - Favorite Season of the Year Fall
73 - Worst Season Winter.. in the Chi
74 - Best Friend Rashida Ali
75 - Worst Enemy I don't have enemies...
76 - Favorite Day of the Week All of them if I can get dough...
77 - Least Favorite Day of the Week Ones when I can't get any.
78 - Favorite Sport Basketball
79 - Sport You Hate Baseball... Its soooo boring!
80 - One thing you cant get enough of Myself!
81 - One thing you hate more than anything Self pity or maybe clowns!!
82 - LOVE LIFE Ohhhh sh*t!!!!!!!
83 - Are You Single? Some days...
84 - If not, who is your bf/gf? Aaron when he acts right.
85 - How Long Have You Been Together? A month...
86 - If You're Single, Do you Like It? I do when its not cold outside.
87 - Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? Yes...
88 - First Kiss A kid named Christopher when I was a little girl.
89 - Ever Kiss in the Rain? Hell naw! And get my hair wet?!?!?!
90 - In a Movie Theater? No, thats much too fluffy!
91 - Underwater? ???? No!
92 - First Love Jason Straight
93 - Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? Not ever!
94 - Been Cheated on? Yes... :(
95 - Used Someone? Yes... ;^)
96 - Been used? I'm sure...
97 - Lied to your bf/gf? Not the current one...
98 - Ever Made out With Just a Friend? Yes.
99 - Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? Yes... shhh...
100 - Are You a Tease? .....Maybe....
101 - Do you Flirt a Lot? Of course I do!
102 - Longest Relationship 1 year, get bored easily...
103 - Shortest 1 month.
104 - Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? Plenty.
105 - Ever Get Flowers? Yes.
106 - Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten A massage and then suprise sex.
107 - Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day? NO!!!!... To both!
108 - Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? Yes I do... Never had it, but I believe it exists.
109 - Do you Believe in .... What???
110 - Do you Fall in Love Fast? Yes, if it gets that deep.
111 - Are you a Player? No......
112 - Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? Yes... Hi Taylor!!!
113 - Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? Eww!!! NO!!!
114 - Kissed 2 People At One Time? EWWWWWW!!!!!! Hell no!
115 - Had Sex with 2 People in One day? Ugh, I'm gonna vomit! No!!!!!
116 - Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? NOT EVER!!!!!!
117 - Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? Yes...
118 - Ever Been Dumped? Yes.
119 - Ever dumped someone? Plenty times.. Thats usually how it goes...
120 - Ever been rejected? For like a job, right....
121 - Do you have a lot of ex's? What's a lot???
122 - Are you a slut? Not to my knowledge...
123 - Ever been called one? Yes, by my son's father.
124 - Ever dated someone more than once? Yes
125 - Do you ever make the first move? No... not ever...
126 - Double dates or single? Now that I'm older, single.
127 - Do you want to get married? NO!!!!
128 - OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to) Ohhh Boy!!!
129 - Hair Color Red is my favorite with the freckles.... Whoo!!!
130 - Short or long? Short unless its wavy, thick, and black!!!
131 - Style Kanye West-ish or Pharrell-ish. No baggy pants!!!! Ugh!
132 - Age 25 - 32
133 - Height 6'0 at least
134 - Weight 200lbs.
135 - Muscular Or Skinny Both
136 - Boxers or Briefs Boxers
137 - Do you care about looks? Yes... well kinda
138 - Other ?????
139 - Can you drive? Call me Danica Patrick
140 - Do You Have a Car? Yes, not the one I want... YET!
141 - Do you have a cell phone? Yeah...
142 - Are you online a lot? Yes
143 - Do you like gay/bi people? I LOVE them!!!! Especially the "Queens"
144 - Can you speak another language? A little spanish, but only if you make me want to...
145 - Do you do well in school? Yeah, I wish I could get a job doing nothing but historical research!
146 - Do you collect anything? Phone numbers... Not on purpose though...
147 - Have an obsession? All things GOLD!!!!
148 - Do you hate yourself? When I pass up good men for the sorry ones.
149 - Ever smile for no reason? No...
150 - Talk to yourself? Not out loud...
151 - Do you have any regrets? Not acting on all my urges.
152 - Believe in magick? Yes.
153 - Do you support gay marriage? Yes, If you like it, I love it for you!
154 - Sex before marriage? I have no choice but to say yes..
155 - Do you trust people easily? Not really.
156 - Forgive easily? Yeah, but I never forget.
157 - Do you have a secret no one knows? No.
158 - Do you get along with your parents? Yes, I love those guys! They created the best thing smokin'!!!!!
159 - What about other people? Usually. Not many women like me though...
160 - How do you vent your anger? Cleaning up or exercising.