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Jay

DO YA FANCY IT COZ I DO!!!!!

About Me

Allreet sports fans! I like boozing and havin a good time lifes to short to worry about stupid little things. Watching Footy is a must sorts your head out after a long day on the tools. Sparky by day well chilled geezer by night
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay
Birthday: Some time next year
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: In front of laptop
Eye Color: dont now cant see them
Hair Color: brown with silver highlights
Height: Tallish
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: adam & eve
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown
Your Weakness: No Fear
Your Fears: No fears
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivered on time
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Winning goal world cup final
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Twat
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bollocks
Your Best Physical Feature: All of me
Your Bedtime: when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: with JD
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both bof
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only when i'm on fire
Do you Swear: No fucking way
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: No he cant wash himself
Have you Been in Love: Haven't we all
Do you want to go to College: what now
Do you want to get Married: Thanks for asking but no
Do you belive in yourself: Of coarse i dont lie
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when i'm stood still
Do you think you are Attractive: Does a rocking horse have a wooden dick
Are you a Health Freak: who u calling a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're electrifying
Do you play an Instrument: The air guitar
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes a couple of fish
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Every sat morning paracetemol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No only acouple of raisins
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Whats a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no eaten a box though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes deep fried
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes sweeping it
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've had a dump yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Been ripped dipping is that the same
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes girls hearts
Ever been Drunk: What in the last 24 hours
Ever been called a Tease: a malteaser
Ever been Beaten up: No one big enough
Ever Shoplifted: No not that strong
How do you want to Die: Dont want 2
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: the black country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 1 red 1 white
Favourite Hair Color: a blonde brunette red head
Short or Long Hair: Depends where on body
Height: 3 foot with a flat head to rest beer on
Weight: No fat girls in my camp
Best Clothing Style: the ancient egyptians
Number of Drugs I have taken: to mashed to remember
Number of CDs I own: i'm not counting all them
Number of Piercings: 1 bone through my nose
Number of Tattoos: 8 1 on each finger
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My Interests

Glory glory man united.............Going out at weekend is the law well untill reality TV gets banned oh and ice skating shows. Sort it out!!!!!!!!! Music is the fruit of the gods, Bring on those freezing MONKEY'S........Long hot lazy days anywhere with friends is a must.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who cant stand Jo "bandwagon" Willey. 24 hour party people plastic faces cant smile white out. One of the fit birds off Hollyoaks any will do.

Music:

Sumat thats got a good beat and you can dance to it. Monkey boy, Kilers, Zutons, Coral, Dead 60s, Hed Kandi, The Arctics. Ya get me good stuff no nose bleed music... Its a racket!!!!!!! MySpaceFly -- All Ablaze by Ian Brown Music Video Codes By MySpaceFly

Movies:

Anything that makes me laugh. Jim Carey top mad man

Television:

Soccer AM well worth the SKY subscription fees even if it has to be watched with a tight hat on some times (hangover) Shameless funniest show ever to come out of manchester, apart from City V Liverpool...... Stand-up comedy those chaps are the bravest people around. Takes a lot of bottle.

Books:

They are all boring unless got loads of pictures

Heroes:

Spiderman what a lad can go anywhere.....WOW! Ian Brown the messiah shaped my world. Shaun Ryder the messiah messed up my world....Wicked