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Big Eyed Ron

"Badder than Michael Jackson, strapped with a zoot and a pump action!"

About Me

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I'm into music, UK Hip Hop namely, but also Ragga, Grime and DnB. It has shaped my life and turned me into the person that I am today. I write a lot of lyrics, but I have grown too shy to spit them as I smoke a lot of bud which has also turned me into the person I am. I'm very laid back but i'm a bit of a worrier. I get on better with men than women as I don't do pink and giggling. I'm half lebanese, half english, and I have a very dry sense of humour...

Strange Survey with Strange Questions....


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What is your best friend's Mom's name? Loraine
Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? On the end of my fuck you finger
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Err, didn't even get a hot female one
Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yes
What body part do you wash first? My hair
Do you have any peircings? None
What's the strangest talent you have? I can get both legs over my shoulders
Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie
What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Sour cream and chive
Have you ever been tied up? Not so i couldn't get free if i wanted to.
What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? There is no "grounding" where my mum comes from
Do you parallel park or drive around the block? My nickname is "Murkapark"... what do you think
Have you ever had two dates in one night? No
How many times have you been cussed out? Umm...
Which shoe do you put on first? Which ever fucking one is closest!
How old are you? 20
Have you ever been to a gay bar? Yes... we didn't stay long
Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common? Come to think of it yes, they were all DJs. I didn't do it on purpose
Did you french kiss before you were 16? Yes
Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No
Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep? I don't know, all sorts
Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes, some lyrics by Jim, but he's too shy to spit them to me.
Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom? No, they are clean
What was your childhood nickname? Ronnigan Malone
When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never, i got the real thing, but I don't play that either
Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No
What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I eat alot of fruit when i drive. I don't know if that's wierd.
Have you ever bitten your toenails? No way
How do you normally eat your cookies? With tea and small bites
When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? Working what at the what?
Name something you do when you're alone? Sing, spit, dance
How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? lol two or three... If it's wine, i'm wasted by then
Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? That's twisted, no
How often do you clean out your ears? Every shower
Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Lmao fold, how embarrasing
About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I don't wear wedgieable underwear
Do you have any strange phobias? Sheep
Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No, it was english
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Downed a glass of red wine
Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don't think so, My memory might of repressed it but
Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name? Never
Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? lol no, i'm a lady
Have you ever played naked twister? No
Have you ever been drunk at work? Yes, but the boss got me drunk so it was ok ( i was wasted)
Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive? No way
Do you want to bring sexy back? It's here always, Justin's a wanker
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My Interests

I like to be busy all the time, be it with my man in bed, driving my car, my mates making beats, at work, writing lyrics, making some crazy art work, or relaxing infront of the life sucking box blazing some Tree. I would like to spend more of my time in the fresh air, maybe go for a few walks, get some excersize, but no one will come with me :-( lazy moots.

I'd like to meet:

People that I can better my self with, personality wise, and people that can expand my horizons beyond what I can see now. People that make good music, and people who make good art.
You Were a Cheetah
You are quick and elusive, with keen senses.
You are able to have intense concentration for short periods of time. What Animal Were You In a Past Life? !

Your Porn Star Name Is...
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Music:

Jehst started off my UK Hip Hop head when I was 14 in my mate Andee's room when he was having a mix. Louis Slipperz £10 bag made me realise how kicking hip hop could be. Taskforce have made me see how deep it can be and how clever lyrics can be, and everyone else I bump on my Ipod have shown me different styles coming from all angles but leading to the same point. English heads write the best lyrics, and each and every line can evolve into something which relates to anyone. I also think the british make the best beats! Zygote! I thank you for music to frown too. your beats and riffs truly hitting the spot and they have done since u sent me some clips. And the Rawdog band with Louis and his dirrty brother truly tearworthy. I don't know much about Grime, but what I hear I get down to and I like to pick the tracks for my man to mix. Drum and Bass Hits a spot that nothing else can though. I don't know what it is, but it's quite soul bending. The down thing is the DnB Mcs that have taken over my town recently, most of them are SHITE... you heard.
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Movies:

I watch movies and forget them whether they are good or not.

Television:

I Generally hate TV

Books:

I used to read a lot, I liked the Hobbit, and I have read a lot of John Grisham books. People my age should read more, specially if you write lyrics!! It has helped me a lot in some aspects of my life.

Heroes:

My heroes in life at the moment are chester P and Farma g of Taskforce. they have really come from the bottom and flew to the top with no reasonable doubt at all from anyone. they have the sickest flows and the sickests riffs! and they deserve all the big ups. I'll look up to anyone who is bathing in the success of what they do.