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Kaylyn

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to call local radio stations and report false traffic information.

My Interests

The color yellow. whisky. darts. giving back to the community. ruffles. green olives. microphones. gold things. And sequins. you can never have enough sequins. Occasionally ill walk outside of my boundries.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who uses a shark as their alibi.

Music:

This bike is a pipe bomb. Johnny Cash. Fifteen. Billy Joel. Crooked Fingers. Bob Dylan. T Rex. The Evens. Donovan. Ghost mice. Wilco. The Decemberists. And a bunch of one hit wonders.

Movies:

I never return them on time.

Television:

Law and Order. Law and Order: CI. Law and Order: SVU. In no particular order.

Books:

Ill read anything.

Heroes:

Jeff ott. Woody Allen. They both know all there is to know about sex.

My Blog

6 years ago...

6 yrs ago1.) How old were you? 162.) Where did you go to school? Lakeland Highschool3) Where did you work? Subway4.) Where did you live? white lake5.) Where did you hang out? Village Place. In cars s...
Posted by Kaylyn on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:24:00 PST

Update.

I love my friends. I love who i love with. I love the weather today. 81 yesterday, 70 something today. I love my boyfriend. I love my new kitty. I love that cabin is in like a week. I love that ashley...
Posted by Kaylyn on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

Alcohol Again.

Thursday, March 09, 2006 AlcoholFirst time you ever drank: to get drunk: 14?More of a beer or liquor person: Used to be liquor, but jams doesnt like that, so beer.What type of drunk are you? im eith...
Posted by Kaylyn on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

Alcohol

First time you ever drank: to get drunk: 14? More of a beer or liquor person: Used to be liquor, but jams doesnt like that, so beer. What type of drunk are you?  im either the one that tells you ...
Posted by Kaylyn on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

burn.

I heard a really awesome burn today, and i hope someone in the near future threatens me so i can use it, even if it doesnt make sense. The only person i can think of that would want to threaten me (ot...
Posted by Kaylyn on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST

lets talk infedility.

I wonder if mick jagger would be pissed if he knew that his beast of burden was being drowned out right now by David bowie. Ouch dude, ouch. so glad to meet you angeles.
Posted by Kaylyn on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:16:00 PST

out of hand blogging.

Blogs got a lot crazier since last year. I can now see how many people have read my blog. now thats creepy. No wonder we have kidnappers running around all over the place. I actually watched opra...
Posted by Kaylyn on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 06:34:00 PST

Can you spare a dime?

I love it when i cant tell if someone on myspace is a boy or girl due to the excessive amount of hearts these boys use nowadays. jeesh.
Posted by Kaylyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont be lame.

My boyfriend bought me a jar of pickles. A giant jar of pickles.
Posted by Kaylyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

research paper!!

The situations contestants are placed in on reality television shows are clearly not reality. When was the last time you found yourself in a situation where you and 50 other people are subdued to this...
Posted by Kaylyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST