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About Me


Due to some sci-fi adventure violence, my life has been rated PG-13.
I've been a few places, mostly here and there, once or twice.
I like to sing backup vocals in the shower.
I have a precognitive sense and lightning-quick reflexes, but due to my superhuman laziness, I rarely use them.
I don't like being in the vacuum of space unless I have my gray socks on, because they are warmer.
I won't save you any money on car insurance.
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I've never seen myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I am a very strong man.
I am Batman Batman 90% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 60% Superman 60% The Flash 60% Iron Man 50% Robin 45% Wonder Woman 40% Supergirl 40% Catwoman 40% Spider-Man 10% I am dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain I have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
the Wit
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 26% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 77% on darkness You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity You scored higher than 22% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My Interests

Programming, Cartoons, Music, Comic Books, Graphic Design, Web Design

Music:

Garth Brooks, Keith Urban, Josh Gracin, Big & Rich, Martina McBride, Clint Black, Sugarland, Rascal Flatts, Brooks & Dunn, Montgomery Gentry, Phil Vassar, Pat Green, George Strait, Brad Paisley, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants

Movies:

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Casino Royale, Borat, V for Vendetta, Batman Begins (Possibly the best comic book movie ever, and certainly the best Batman movie), Transformers: The Movie, The Matrix (ONLY the first one), Movies directed by Kevin Smith, Star Wars episodes 3, Star Trek Movies II, IV, VI, VIII, IX, Garden State, Stargate, Practically any of the Marvel Comics movies from recent years (including Daredevil and Blade but excluding Hulk), Hellboy, Mystery Men, Lord of the Rings, Kung Pow, Anchorman, etc.

Television:

Smallville, Scrubs, CSI, Law & Order: SVU, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Transformers, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Justice League, Family Guy, Futurama

Books:

Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Michio Kaku's Hyperspace, Anything by Simon Furman, various "fan fiction" by Chris Claremont, basically anything by Geoff Johns, Brian Bendis, Ed Brubaker, or Fabian Nicieza, many Frank Miller and Grant Morrison books, some Alan Moore.

Heroes:

Atom, Batman, Beast, Cable, Captain America, Colossus, Cyclops, Elongated Man, Firestorm, Gambit, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Hawkman, Invisible Woman, Iron Man, Jean Grey, Martian Manhunter, Mr. Fantastic, Nightwing, Plastic Man, Rachel Grey, Robin, Rogue, Spider-man, Superman, Thing, Wolverine, Wonder Woman