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The Velvet Fog

Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death

About Me

Well, people tell me I sound like an asshole whenever I say anything, even though I don't mean to, its just the way I talk. I have also been told that my voice sounds like an old man's. I can usually make a joke out of anything no matter how horrible it truly is, I don't always share these jokes with the people around me. I can find humor in anything, even if it happened to me. I don't really get offended by anything. I always like to explain myself, only to the people that I respect, even if it isn't necessary. For some reason I feel the need to let people know my reasons for doing anything, sometimes it drags on a bit too much. Is this considered explaining myself? I love my friends, I always try to put them before me, I don't know if it always works out that way, but I try. I've been working in the HVAC trade (install and service furnaces and air conditioners, etc.) for over 6 years now and I still don't know what I want to do for the rest of my life. I'll probably end up doing this forever. I'm confused. I've lived on my own since I was 17. I like to speak my mind and don't let people push me around unless I see some future gain in it, be it a gain for me or for someone else. I could list another 10 pages worth here, those of you that know me know what's up, those of you that don't, call me and find out: 708-932-2906. RIP Funky Buddha. Much love famo.You're 100% Chicagoean!

You're the tour guide! You know this city so well you could be booking vacation packages for tourists. From parties, hotels, bars, to shopping...you know the ins and outs...even the 3am burrito stops. And more than likely you're not going anywhere since you love this city so much!
Are you a true Chicagoean?
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My Interests

Highlander, Hockey, Football, Baseball, D and D, Dave, Dave's mom, Dave's sister, Dave's girlfriends, Dave's grandma, Dave's interests, Dave's hair, Dave's nipples, Dave's nipple rings, Dave's cock ring, Dave's tattoo on his sack, Video Games, namely RPGs, White Sox, Blackhawks, Chicken nuggets tossed onto the floor to keep a very hungry little girl busy. The medallion Dave's mom has, it gets used once a year on the summer solstice.

I'd like to meet:

Any of my heroes listed in my heroes section, Richie Ryan, Joe Dawson, Methos, Darius, Dick Butkus, Ozzie Guillen, the Coach Mike Ditka, THE NOTORIOUS MSG, Dave's great grandma, Ho Chi Minh, Achilles, the Master Chief, the Mario brothers, Erwin Rommel, George Washington...Duke, Theodore Roosevelt, and Peewee Herman. Definitely Choi Baedal and Miyamoto Musashi, the two most hardcore motherfuckers to have ever graced the surface of this planet, with the obvious exception of Frank Dux. Justin Wong Vs. DaigoMega Man VS. Michael Jackson

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Music:

Damn near everything. Metal, Rock, anything you can dance to, Rap, Hip-Hop, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, QUEEN, Styx, Metallica, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, System of a Down, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Wilson Pickett, the Doobie Brothers, the Isley Brothers, the Super Mario brothers, NWA, Eazy-E, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, The Game, 2pac, Notorious MSG, and Triple Six.

Movies:

American Psycho, Boogie Nights, Forrest Gump (favorite movie of all time), Saving Private Ryan (tied for second favorite movie of all time), Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Crank, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Fighter in the Wind, Sword in the Moon, Oldboy, Fearless, Hero, Tai-chi Master, Fist of Legend, The Chinese Connection, Heroes from the East AKA Shaolin vs. Ninja, Silmido, anything Highlander, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Casshern, Enter the Dragon, The Once Upon a Time in China series, Taegukgi hwinalrimyeo (tied for favorite war movie, it has the depth of Saving Private Ryan with the thought invoking style of a Korean film), Robocop, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I import movies from China, Japan, Korea, and Thailand. I think that overall the Koreans make the best movies in the world.

Television:

Don't watch TV unless its some form of sports or History Channel. I own all of the Highlander seasons on DVD and I'm working on owning all of the X-Files. Oh yeah, Family Guy. If I did have some sort of gateway to view moving pictures transferred by a medium like cable or satellite, then I would definitely watch the history channel and sometimes Sci-Fi.

Books:

I prefer to read science fiction or fantasy novels but I've read quite a few historical accounts of WWII and texts written by ancient Japanese swordsman. I'm currently reading Mass Effect, it's a prequel to the game coming to the 360. Old school Dr. Seuss. The Halo novels are some of the best books I've read.

Heroes:

Duncan MacLeod, General George S. Patton, Tom Hanks, Patrick Bateman, Eddie Adams from Torrence, 2nd year men Devin Hester and Mark Anderson, Mike Ditka, and Miyamoto Musashi.

My Blog

fuck the police comin’ straight from the underground

one of the top things on the list of things I want to be in the future is a cop....Well, I saw an exhibition of Crete's finest today at about 2:30 this fine Sunday morning.I made my way to Starr Bar a...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

6-0 The Bears defense shows exactly why its the best

On a day that was supposed to be a blowout in favor of the Bears in their Monday Night Football game against the 1-4 Arizona Cardinals the Bears didn't show up looking too strong.  The final resu...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

5-0 and a rookie with 5.5 sacks.

Anyone who isn't watching the Bears every weekend needs to be severely injured in a Lance Briggs punching your asshole kind of way.  The Bears annihilated the Bills 40-7, whilst it should have be...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

keep on a rollin' 4-0

Da Bears are now 4-0 after rolling over the "best" team in the NFC with an ass raping 37-6 victory.  They are gonna have sex with the Bills next week, and I'm not talking some "Fuck Her Gent...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:57:00 PST

3-0 baby, don't fuck with us.

The Bears narrowly won today, but its still a win, its more than I can say for the Yucs.  I found this headline on ESPN.com "Bucs' Simms has spleen removed after loss to Carolina."  Having t...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

damnit

Well, I decided to get drunk and pass out last night. I'm pretty sure that I passed out with my phone in my hand and now I can't find it anywhere. I sure hope some dogs didn't eat it. Somebody plea...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST

It's late, I'm tired.

It's late and I'm tired.  Its 5 am, i just got done driving an hour and a half to get home after being drunk at like 1 am.  I can't sleep.  I passed out for like one and a half hou...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

I wonder....

While Dave is sitting at his computer thinking if anyone even cares about him, I'm sitting here at my computer wondering why Dave is wondering these things.  Don't depress yourself, the way I fig...
Posted by The Velvet Fog on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST