Kilowog - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Kilowog, a Green Lantern from the planet Bolovax Vik. I am what you Earthies would call an alien. I have been with the Green Lantern Corps for some time now, and I have been known to recently serve as drill sergeant for the new recruits in the corps.My life as I know it changed when I was shrunk and my body made into heavy plastic by an evil wizard. I was trapped in a prison of plastic and colorful cardboard for some time before I was saved from slave traders and freed from my prison by a human male named Matt Heckler . He took me in and since then we've been kind of buddy buddy. He watches my ass, I watch his, you know how it is. I like my new job as his personal bodyguard, as the pay is great, the benefits are outstanding, and I get to travel around a lot and meet a lot of nice people. Also, I have a wicked bed that Matt made me out of some random crap he found in his house. It's nice and roomy. Huzzah.

My Interests

Fighting crime, training rubes, sleeping, waving at passerbys, discussing philosophy with the Green Arrow that suffered a similar fate as mine, getting attacked by the same Green Arrow when I hit on his Black Canary ladyfriend, feeding the fish, playing Guitar Hero

I'd like to meet:

All of the evil in the world, so I could whip their asses. Also, I bet it would be really neat to have a cup of coffee with Christopher Walken.

Music:

Tori Amos, Lou Barlow, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Cheap Trick, Dinosaur Jr., Celene Dion, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Statements Lost, Styx, Thin Lizzy, Warrant

Movies:

The Green Mile, Dead Poets Society, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, Pulp Fiction, Slapshot, E.T., Big, Road to Perdition, Philadelphia, The Terminal

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Smallville, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Simpsons, Futurama, Star Trek, Kilowog's Happy Hour... Okay. So I made that one up.

Books:

Crime & Punishment, Moby Dick, The Great Gatsby, Dracula, Frankenstein

Heroes:

I'll have to go with Matt Heckler, because he did free me from my prison. Oh, and Tom Hanks. I'm a sucker for Tom Hanks.