Benny Longshank

Born as a mortal Human-being in the spring of '87, Benny Longshank soon developed into what can only be described as the species of 'Half-Man, Half-Couch'. This transaction came about in an attempt to drown out the everyday hastle of the outside world, by tuning into the Mind-numbing realm commonly known as terrestrial telly. Aswell as being extremely slack and lazy, Over the years Benny has picked up many other life skills, such as Writing, Rhyming and the creation of annoyance & aggravation through the art of Mockery... Although despite the incompetence of this self-proclaimed Un-sociable Slob, He has still managed to somehow blag his way up on stage to perform for the likes of Kano, Illustrate, The Mitchell Brothers and ol' Timothy Westwood. With more names such as Sway, Blak Twang, Skinnyman and Phi-life Cypher in the pipe-line... So as Benny continues his crawl through life, just remember the Golden rule... "Good things come to those who wait... So you might aswell make yourself comfortable!!!"