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About Me

I really can't be arsed to be witty -- Friendster completely took it out of me.The basics are as follows: I am super clumsy, so apologies in advance if I ever break anything of yours/spill something on you. I enjoy swearing just for the hell of it and am considering a stint in 'lock down' so I can be inspired to write music and thus follow in the footsteps of lyrical geniuses such as Biggie Smalls and Tupac. Peace. I don't high-five, so please don't bother. There's a story behind it -- back in '91 I went to a Prince concert and high-fived a member of the New Power Generation. Until I can out-do this skin-on-skin moment I'll be keeping my hands to myself (so to speak).Mmm...I think that's about it. Oh, I also like feeding people.

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My Interests

Spending money, especially when it's not mine. It's all about the Benjamins. I am also a fan of pistol-whipping and purchasing shoes.

I'd like to meet:

Someone I can high-five -- this could be YOU (yeah, I mean you, Rose)! Anyone with a pet so that I can go over to their house and play with it. People who can make me laugh -- not as easy as it sounds; I don't laugh at just any old crap. Oh, and Prince.

Music:

Lil' Kim, Tribe Called Quest, Kate Bush, Prince, Damian 'Junior Gong' Marley, De la Soul, James Brown, The Cure, Aretha Franklin...too many to mention

Movies:

Aliens trilogy; Zoolander; Napoleon Dynamite; The Secretary; Punch Drunk Love; The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, Her Lover; Beat Street; Sin City

Television:

Bothered... But if I'm forced Will and Grace, Lost, The Sopranoes and Strangers With Candy.

Books:

God, where do I begin? My favourite authors are Rose Tremain, Rupert Thomson, Alain de Botton, Joan Didion, Russell Hoban, Haruki Murakami and Sebastian Faulks.

Heroes:

My pet monkey, Lopez. He Riverdances around my flat in pirate boots to piss off the downstairs neighbours.