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Bitch Just Call Me Mr. Swaggtastic

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About Me

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%D%A%D%AI'm a cool ass dude once u take the time out to get to kno me. Easy 2 talk 2, and easy 2 get along wit.%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Duane Morris
Birthday: May 29, 1986
Birthplace: Dertoit, Michigan
Current Location: Detroit, Michigan
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Afro-A-mothafuckin-merican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jordans
Your Weakness: Vagina
Your Fears: Dirty Vagina
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, Bacon, Pinapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gettin back in school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm A Suave Ass Nigga!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Takin a piss
Your Best Physical Feature: My whole body nucca!!!
Your Bedtime: When yo mama make me come 2 bed
Your Most Missed Memory: School
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Hellz Yea
Do you Sing: In the Shower
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: in
Do you want to get Married: Yea
Do you belive in yourself: Of course....y not?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: U b the judge of that
Are you a Health Freak: No...just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hellz Yea
In the past month have you Smoked: Hellz Yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hellz Naw
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hellz Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hellz Yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hellz Naw
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hellz Naw
In the past month have you been Dumped: Double Hellz Naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm Not White
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Hellz Yea
Ever been called a Tease: Yea
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yea...so sad
How do you want to Die: In the BEST Vagina I Ever Got in My Life!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm Grown As Hell!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont Care
Favourite Hair Color: Dont Care
Short or Long Hair: Long.....but really dont care
Height: No taller than 5'8''
Weight: Not over 145...as long as its well-perportioned
Best Clothing Style: Sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Idunno
Number of CDs I own: Idunno
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1....not 4 long tho
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not many
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My Interests

I'm kind of a laid back fella who like chillin wit a lady friend watchin movies and talkin, and or doin the thangs the grown ups do....protected of course. Other than that I chill wit my fam, that bein relatives and close friends, and I just like to joke around, have fun and enjoy life. If u wanna get at me hit me up on AIM or Yahoo Messenger (DyThaGreat1).

I'd like to meet:

2Pac & Bill Clinton

Music:

Rap and whatever i'm feelin

Movies:

The Professional, The Exorcist, Anchorman, Old School, Next Friday

Television:

That 70's Show, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, The Chappelle Show, Family Guy, American Dad

Heroes:

Anybody who faught or fights for the well being and rights of those in need...past and present

My Blog

My Freaky Lil Novel pt.2

Now......u have a challenge on your hands......i just handled my part of this rendevou......now its your turn.......u tell me that the question "whats next?" is echoing in your head......but u keep co...
Posted by Bitch Just Call Me Mr. Swaggtastic on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:09:00 PST

My Freaky Lil novel....dis my shit so dont try 2 steal it...

wassup mami.....well....im just stoppin thru 2 give u a lil imagination teaser......so......if i had u right here wit me right now.....1st....i would just stare in2 your eyes, just 2 let u kno that AL...
Posted by Bitch Just Call Me Mr. Swaggtastic on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:05:00 PST

44 Things I Would Do 4 My Girl....

1-touch her waist  2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her my jacket 5-kiss her slowly  6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with me when I'm wi...
Posted by Bitch Just Call Me Mr. Swaggtastic on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST

If We Could..........

1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Shower []parents room LOL OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chain...
Posted by Bitch Just Call Me Mr. Swaggtastic on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST