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Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty?

Keep looking...You got half your wish!

About Me

People who drink "Haterade", like it's water; who eat "My shit doesn't stink", for breakfast; who have "Holier than Thou" juice, running through their veins and central nervous system... I can't go for that! I'm sensual, not sexual - There is a difference!! ( SEXUALITY SHOULD NOT SOLELY DEFINE A PERSON anyway. ) I'd be overdressed, in Africa, You know... many other European countries, as well! Attitude and ass - Courtesy of my Mama... I pack so much back, I'll make your eyes clap!! ( Monkeys steal my panties at night, while I sleep, BTW - I swear! ) Like Disney, I draw creativity from diversity. I'm a mind trip... You wanna ride? Mildly difficult, Highly fascinating - ONE MUST HAVE BALANCE, BUT... " Even the best fall down sometimes! " ( Wrong really LOVES my company. )I refuse to compete with overbearing and/or self absorbed people. Aside from that, I'm relatively happy... It's hard 2 keep this SMILE from my face! Since I'm a firm believer in equality, I'm only as fabulous or as sucky as the people around me. If you've seen the brighter side of me - CONGRATULATIONS! ( It's purely a reflection of you. )

My Interests

I'M SO NOT A SLAVE TO MY COMPUTER! That written, My interests include, but are not limited to: Sugar, spice and everything nice ( That's what this little girl's made of ) - 2B more specific: cotton candy, pop rocks, eye candy; playmates, early pin-up girls; hearts, flowers, leather & lace; tassels, fringe; angels, cherubs, bubbles, champaign glasses, chandeliers; dragons, wizards, fantasy fest; waterfalls; mermaids, seahorses; fairies, dragonflies, treehouses, trolls; castles, horse drawn carriages; balconies, spiral staircases, fireplaces, flagstone, french doors, bay windows, track lighting, front porches with rocking chairs or swings, slides, sconces, pillars, crown molding; "Jugees" on trampolines; custom cars, HYDROLICS! Palm trees, sunsets; Long hair, babes in bikinis, glitter, tongue rings, belly chains, toe rings, anklets, soft skin, sweet scents, hot oil, massages, spa parties, lingerie, pillow fights, satin sheets, thongs, stilletto heels, faux fur, trendy accessories ( hats, belts and shades ), water play ( jetskiing, sailing, showering, lifeguard stand at night, skinny dipping - whatever ), tongue sucking, lip biting, toe curling, dressing up, acting up, dancing on tables to feel good music, pacifiers, spinning, stripping, massive speed, toys, uninhibited freakin' and bedtime stories. Did I forget 2 mention: GIRL POWER, cheerleaders, chaps, mechanical bulls, executive secretaries, swedish maids, genies/harem girls, coconut bras and grass skirts, lifeguards,, naughty nurses, school girls ( legal ones ) and superheroes! Guys in uniform or bands, boxers/ white bath robes - very sexy too! Things that make you go hmm...Only sometimes - Being smart is overrated. Ignorance is BLISS!To DO ( yes, there's more ): fast rides, bad ass bikes ( not a lover of Harleys, but, Suzuki, Yamaha or Hondas ), batting cages, darts, volleyball, softball, soccer, basketball, golf, scrapbooking, sports, working out - whatever moves me ( like YOU )!

I'd like to meet:

If you weren't looking, You'd be imagining. So, I took some of the guesswork out... Any less appealing? ( I'm TRYING to even the playing field, here - I can't win, though! ) You'll find what you look for ( good or bad )!! DENISE RICHARDS, but, SERIOUSLY... Got CREDIT? If so - " Hook it up one time, bring it back, once more! " ( I'm actually not after anyone else's money, but, I'm also not wealthy enough to be your provider, either. ) This isn't Burger King, Bitches - You can't always " Have it your way! " It is however, McDonald's " I love 2C you smile! " MUAH~

Music:

Alternative, punk, reggae, rock, techno...HIP HOP is my fav,though. 3 reasons: They keep it real, they keep it simple, they keep it crunk! Some of my ghetto and not so ghetto superstars include: Dirrty Hairy, Enrique Iglesias ( love the latin flava! ); Lenny Kravitz, Matchbox 20 ( I'm not ashamed! ), Busta Rhymes, Pharell, Nelly, Luda, Chingy, D12, LL CoolJ, Fabulous ( just the rap, not the artist ), Fat Joe, R Kelly ( lyrical genius ), Yin Yang Twins and The Eastside Boyz, Lil' Jon, Master P, Timbaland, Trick Daddy ( I could be here awhile ); Rob Base, Biz Markie, C&C Music Factory, Montell Jordan, Young MC and Sir Mix -a-Lot ( whatchu know 'bout that?) See if you remember UTFO's hit from back in da day? Anyone, anyone - Bueller! ( I know I spelled that wrong, F' it! ); Sean paul, Shaggy, Sublime, Linkin Park, Stained, and Wallop.
Dj Brok Lee

Movies:

Any Lifetime true story. Adventures. Comedies. I like them all!!

Television:

Must See - Friends, Will & Grace, Scrubs. BET - Comic View, 106 & Park, How I'm Livin'. TLC - all the design shows. A & E - Forensic Files and City Confidential. Comedy Central - Crank Yankers, Dave Chapelle Show, Stand-Up. E - biographies, Wild On, Celebrities Uncensored, It's Good to Be ( I'm not the only one to watch. Just, the only one to admit it! ). MTV - music, ya fool. "Anything that's good"! And, Cribs.

Books:

Educational, but, Dr Suess is my fav author! I like Eric Carle, too. And, Lois Ehlert. Curious George books are great! lol Also, an admited porn adict and 'zine whore.

Heroes:

Daddy - My savior; My Nana - My teacher; Aunt Rose - My inspirator; Soldiers - My protectors; Entrepreneurs - My aspirators; Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Myself & Everyone else Who came up in a struggle and is dilligently working hard, to rise above! www.ipimp.org coming soon!

My Blog

Big Fucking Surprise...

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Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:13:00 PST

Flirting with disaster...

Is it Eminem's fault immature, loser, wannaB thugs take his lyrics so seriously? Is it the media's fault psychos copy fictional ideas? And, "Would it be my fault if I could turn you on", without tryin...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Profile Extention -

* WARNING * The following is not for the literately challenged/impaired:" Damn right I love the life I live, 'cause I'm goin' from negative to positive " Steady climbin'... RIP ~ BIGGIE SMALLS. It's m...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

** DISCLAIMERS **

1. I think I'm the nicest person you'd ever want to meet, but, I'm defensive and I will certainly break bad if you fuck with me! ( I don't try to stir up trouble, but, I won't shy away from it, either...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you know who I am?

I'm Kelli James, Bitch!! ( Rick is my cousin ) Nah, I play too much, but - You don't know me like that. " You think you know, but, you have NO IDEA! " Did ya know: My natural father tried to ...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We must NEVER forget 2 remember:

We are " Land of the Free because of the Brave! " Gi Janes and Joes are our "Great American Hero"es - SERVICEPEOPLE rule! Some people are so adamantly opposed to the war that they don't even support o...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Worst ever introduction -

" So, what's this my space thing all about - Could you show me around? " UGH - I am not a tourguide! I use it for a self discovery/therapy myself, and for sharing with people who have something intere...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sexy ...

COMMUNICATION! " He told me to cum but I was already there! " If you don't know when a women's having an orgasm, You really have no business having sex!! ( If you think a woman's having a seizure, ...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kind words...

Cost nothing. Sometimes, they're the best gift you can give a person! "Make the world a better place" - TRY it~ *PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU SAID. *PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU DID. *BUT PEOPL...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beauty

Comes from within - It's confidence, laughter, acceptance. "You find what you look for" ( I try to see the good in most things! ) There are no strangers here - Only, friends who haven't met! ...
Posted by Looking 4 someone 2 shut up and look pretty? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST