Trapper Felides

I eat most sandwiches completely dry as I have a fear of condiments that stems back to my childhood. Lots of cheese will make up for mayo anyday. I feel no need to wear fashionable gym attire. I really have been enjoying mixing busy patterns in my wardrobe lately; particularly plaid and argyle. If you are not a middle aged woman and you like Josh Groban you suck. I am easily bored with male singing voices in general. Everyone should know to avoid Assurion, which is Verizon Wireless' insurance company. Patti Stanger on The Millionaire Matchmaker is a cunty mess. I am not into sports but I have an extreme amount of hometown pride for our Boston teams - I just skip following them till well into the playoffs. Oh, and Boston accents are hot. Boys with evenly distributed chest hair are just as wise to leave it as to get rid of it. After watching a documentary about Mark Jacobs, I have developed a new obsession with the artist Elizabeth Peyton. I have spent at least 20 hours of my time arguing with the phone support staff of JetBlue...those over-trained Mormon bitches speak in rhyme and are my worst. I am (relatively) newly single after years and it is a very sobering feeling. I miss the well thought out Friendster testimonial which has given way to the abundant but thoughtless Myspace comment. Paula Deen cooked pork in lard the other day and then double-cooked it in shortening - as gross as that sounds, I'm sure it tasted amazing. While we're on the Food Network, Rachael Ray really needs to stop with the speed or whatever she's on - if i hear that chipmunk giggle or "Oh my gravy" one more time I might take her out. The trailer for 10,000 B.C. makes it look riveting but I'm sure it'll blow. Guys who don't like beer are unappealing to me, though not quite as unappealing as beer snobs. I make the best pumpkin cookies in the world but I have to attribute the recipe to my mother (even if mine come out better). I really love nice hands and big asses. I don't understand why people put their income on here. I love to bang on a piano and particularly enjoy playing the songs "Waiting for Life" and "Change" from A NEW BRAIN. I recently painted the garage door of my parents' house and wore a B.U.M. Equipment sweatshirt while doing it. I go on a tangent once a year in which I obsess over framing pictures and memorabilia.

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